Yay! Nobody Cares about Tickle Me Elmo Musk

[Khamon]

Being near enough to All Hallow we can say "looks like a vampire beer keg with legs."

 

[GoblinCampFollower]

He looks like a beer keg with legs.

Spoiler: keep eye bleach handy

I think the reason he looks so weird in some of those pictures is because he's trying SO HARD to suck in his gut.

 

[GoblinCampFollower]

https://x.com/JessicaUSAF/status/1834345098370334725

 

[Myradyl Muse]

I'm so relieved that Smell through the computer interface hasn't been perfected yet.

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

I'm so relieved that Smell through the computer interface hasn't been perfected yet.

 

[detrius]

I think the reason he looks so weird in some of those pictures is because he's trying SO HARD to suck in his gut.

Or he's trying to impersonate an UrbanMech.

 

[CronoCloud Creeggan]

Or he's trying to impersonate an UrbanMech.

The Urbanmech is actually useful in certain situations....Unlike Elon. Elon wants to be Jerome Blake, Conrad Toyama, or the Real Thomas Marik who was the master behind those Word of Blake assholes.

 

[Argent Stonecutter]

Phoney Stark, Irony Man.

 

[Free]

Musk keeps stepping in it and walking away unscathed. For how long?

Elon Musk Deletes Tweet That Asked Why No One Is Trying to Assassinate Biden and Harris

The tech billionaire with a security clearance posted the question on X and later deleted it.

gizmodo.com

 

[Isabeau]

Hopefully, the FBI will investigate, if only to open a record of investigation. I mean, if they don’t do it, won’t it send the message that it isn’t that serious if anyone else does it?

Elon Musk Is a National Security Risk

Musk’s now-deleted post questioning why no one has attempted to assassinate Joe Biden and Kamala Harris renews concerns over his work for the US government—and potential to inspire extremist violence.

www.wired.com

The United States Secret Service declined WIRED’s request to comment on Musk’s post. “We can say, however, that the Secret Service investigates all threats related to our protectees,” USSS spokesperson Nate Herring tells WIRED.

“In my experience, the Secret Service would take such a comment very seriously,” says Michael German, a former FBI special agent and a liberty and national security fellow at NYU School of Law’s Brennan Center for Justice. “Typically, agents would go out and interview the subject to ensure that there wasn't an existing threat, and to make the subject aware that the agency takes such statements seriously.”

 

[Free]

Hopefully, the FBI will investigate, if only to open a record of investigation.

I would bet the FBI (if not the CIA) already has a pretty fat file on this particular immigrant.

 

[Isabeau]

Maybe they’ll act on it… eventually

 

[detrius]

The Urbanmech is actually useful in certain situations....Unlike Elon. Elon wants to be Jerome Blake, Conrad Toyama, or the Real Thomas Marik who was the master behind those Word of Blake assholes.

The relation to the cybertruck / garbage dumpster is obvious.

 

[Kalel]

I would bet the FBI (if not the CIA) already has a pretty fat file on this particular immigrant.

imagine being the one in charge of tracking said interesting individual and having to make a report every time his mouth goes off if what he is saying is credible or not. on one side, good job security... on the other end you'd be go glazed when something actually happens..

 

[Noodles]

I would bet the FBI (if not the CIA) already has a pretty fat file on this particular immigrant.

I almost wonder if they are waiting for the election because depending on who wins, any action may get obliterated instantly.

 

[Casey Pelous]

I have now found the perfect name for Elmer's ....erm .... "truck." It was in this Reddit thread about what is clearly a knockoff which manages, against all odds, to be slightly more offensive to the eye. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the "Deplorean."

 

[detrius]

I have now found the perfect name for Elmer's ....erm .... "truck." It was in this Reddit thread about what is clearly a knockoff which manages, against all odds, to be slightly more offensive to the eye. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the "Deplorean."

The ultimate vehicle for the terminally divorced man.

 

[Casey Pelous]

The ultimate vehicle for the terminally divorced man.

One of the comments is "I'm divorced, but I'm not as divorced as that guy!"

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

The ultimate vehicle for the terminally divorced man.

You're assuming he ever manages to catch the eye of a woman to begin with?

 

[Casey Pelous]

You're assuming he ever manages to catch the eye of a woman to begin with?

As one commenter had it, "It’s an Incel Camino."

ETA: The comments are worth the click. Seattleites put the snar in snark.