Yay! Nobody Cares about Tickle Me Elmo Musk

[Essence Lumin]

As one commenter had it, "It’s an Incel Camino."

ETA: The comments are worth the click. Seattleites put the snar in snark.

After Saturday matinee roller derby
We went parking and things got blurry
I thought man I can't get much hotter
And then I caught a whiff of pina colada
And we were making love in the disco era
And he was Travolta and I was Farrah
I was like man what is happening here
Dude must of put a qualude in my beer
If I wake up married, I'll have to annul it
Right now my hands are in his mullet

Camino, Camino, Camino, Camino

 

[Bartholomew Gallacher]

Introducing the Tesla Cybersub!

 

[Innula Zenovka]

Kara Swisher (@karaswisher) on Threads

Every accusation is a confession with this guy. FYI, this is apparently him responding to an account that is allegedly also his, which is like watching Norman Bates talk to his mother except more drama queen vibe.

www.threads.net

 

[Free]

Kara Swisher (@karaswisher) on Threads

Every accusation is a confession with this guy. FYI, this is apparently him responding to an account that is allegedly also his, which is like watching Norman Bates talk to his mother except more drama queen vibe.

www.threads.net

Shouldn't it be more like Norman Bates is a multi-billionaire who only cosplays murdering young women in his shower?

 

[Isabeau]

Creator of fake Kamala Harris video Musk boosted sues Calif. over deepfake laws

Online influencer "Mr Reagan" accuses California of bullying humorists.

arstechnica.com

 

[Free]

Hey, Elon has another lawsuit (well, I guess SpaceX has one). And the plaintiff is...Cards Against Humanity! Yep.

Elon Musk Owes You $100 • Cards Against Humanity Saves America Day 7

Elon Musk stole your land, and now he owes you $100.

www.elonowesyou100dollars.com

We have terrible news. Seven years ago, 150,000 people paid us $15 to protect a pristine parcel of land on the US-Mexico border from racist billionaire Donald Trump's very stupid wall.

Unfortunately, an even richer, more racist billionaire⸺Elon Musk⸺snuck up on us from behind and completely fucked that land with gravel, tractors, and space garbage.

 

[Casey Pelous]

Hey, Elon has another lawsuit (well, I guess SpaceX has one). And the plaintiff is...Cards Against Humanity! Yep.

Elon Musk Owes You $100 • Cards Against Humanity Saves America Day 7

Elon Musk stole your land, and now he owes you $100.

www.elonowesyou100dollars.com

I'm pretty sure they mean "racist fake billionaire" in at least one of those descriptors.

 

[Free]

I'm pretty sure they mean "racist fake billionaire" in at least one of those descriptors.

Musk isn't a billionaire? What's your proof?

 

[Free]

Say it ain't so, Elon!

Chechen warlord accuses Elon Musk of ‘remotely disabling’ his Cybertruck

Chechen leader Ramzan Kadyrov has accused Tesla CEO Elon Musk of “remotely disabling” his Cybertruck, which had been sent to the frontline of Russia’s war in Ukraine.

Kadyrov claimed Thursday that the vehicle, which he said had been outfitted with a machine gun and was “performing well in combat,” had been shut down, adding Friday that he had sent two additional Tesla Cybertrucks to the frontline.

The Chechen warlord, known for his loyalty to Russian President Vladimir Putin and his active involvement in Russia’s ongoing military operations in Ukraine, shared footage of himself in August driving a Cybertruck and claimed it was a gift from Musk. In the video, a smiling Kadyrov was shown driving through an empty square in Grozny, the capital of Chechnya, and thanking Musk for the vehicle “soon to be sent to the front.”

Musk, however, firmly denied sending it. “Are you seriously so retarded that you think I donated a Cybertruck to a Russian general?” he wrote at the time on X, the social media platform he owns.

 

[Dakota Tebaldi]

Expected plot twist: Elon never shut anything down, the guy's Muskwagon just broke because that's what they do.

 

[Free]

Is this really good news?

Head of NASA Says Musk's Instability Is Okay Because He Doesn't Really Run SpaceX

NASA Administrator Bill Nelson isn't worried about Elon Musk's erratic behavior, because someone else is actually running SpaceX.

futurism.com

SpaceX is one of NASA's key commercial partners. But this relationship has come under scrutiny in recent years as the aerospace company's owner, Elon Musk, has turned into an ever more erratic and controversial public figure.

Nevermind the setbacks suffered by Starship — its flagship rocket that NASA still plans on using to bring its astronauts down to the lunar surface even though its completion hangs in the balance — the fact of the matter is that Musk's unstable online behavior is becoming so inflammatory that it poses a threat to the smooth functioning of his companies, and in particular SpaceX's relationship with the government's space program.

But the agency's administrator Bill Nelson doesn't seem too phased by those concerns, Axios reports. Why? Because Musk is effectively out of the picture, according to Nelson, who instead says it's company president Gwynne Shotwell who's handling all the day-to-day operations while her boss is busy tweeting.

"The good news about that is that Elon has a president that he lets run the company," Nelson told Axios at its House Climate Week at the UN General Assembly on Monday.

 

[Khamon]

The good news about that is that Elon has a president that he lets run the company," Nelson told Axios at its House Climate Week at the UN General Assembly on Monday.

Until he doesn't. Did we learn nothing from watching the demise of Twitter Mr. Nelson? We do remember when NASA was managed by level-headed science-oriented administrators.

 

[Argent Stonecutter]

"Take off your engineer hat, and put your management hat on".

 

[Free]

Mark Cuban is proof of that, you say?

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

Methinks The Musky One dost projecteth much.

 

[WolfEyes]

I've not noticed this (though I don't follow his social media all that close), but it does explain the recent schwiftie-impregnator tweet.

Elon Musk Has Been Making Sad Attempts to Woo Taylor Swift for Years, and She’s Never Responded a Single Time

Elon Musk has had a longstanding crush on Taylor Swift, with his tweet suggesting he could impregnate her the latest in a long string.

futurism.com

Must be why his last wife divorced him in 2016.

 

[WolfEyes]

You're assuming he ever manages to catch the eye of a woman to begin with?

It's not him that catches the eye, it's his money.

 

[WolfEyes]

Expected plot twist: Elon never shut anything down, the guy's Muskwagon just broke because that's what they do.

New plot twist. Musk donated half a dozen cybertrucks to a Russian General and they all broke down at critical moments.

 

[Dakota Tebaldi]

Mark Cuban is proof of that, you say?

lol, oh the rest of us have had proof for a while now, Leon.

 

[Free]

So, this exists. I guess it makes sense, since kids commonly love big, ugly trucks.