Yay! Nobody Cares about Tickle Me Elmo Musk

[Free]

Can't see the tweet. Was that the one where he promoted Tucker Carlson interviewing another nazi?

Nope. But a Nazi is involved. (Screenshot of tweets.)

 

[Innula Zenovka]

Elon Musk, Twitter and Russia: A Love Story in Headlines

Here is a love story told in headlines – the development of Elon Musk's relationship with Vladimir Putin's Russia since he started his effort to buy Twitter (a.k.a. X). The last one is a real twist!

Like Romeo and Juliet, it may yet prove a tragedy. But here's where we are in September 2024. (Click on any image to read the individual story.)

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Hey! That's insulting! Speaking as a former employee and manager of a company that made one of those shows, I can say categorically that there was nothing "essentially" about it. They were 100% toy ccommercials. Stop calling us slackers!

 

[Isabeau]

 

[Dakota Tebaldi]

That's easily one of my favorite YouTube channels, lol

 

[Jopsy Pendragon]

TFG is calling him 'Leon' now.

 

[Dakota Tebaldi]

TFG is calling him 'Leon' now.

Love it. Leon Skum.

 

[Argent Stonecutter]

"Leon: The Amateur."

 

[Jopsy Pendragon]

Now I'm visualizing Elmo carrying around a sad Aglaonema plant... thanks.

 

[Free]

 

[Free]

Musk making things creepy and misogynistic.

Elon Musk Threatens to Impregnate Taylor Swift

In a grotesque tweet, X owner Elon Musk appeared to threaten Taylor Swift with sexual violence, suggesting he'd impregnate her.

futurism.com

 

[Ryanna Enfield]

Then they wonder why we call them creepy and weird. That sounds awfully threatening to me.

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

And guys wonder why we choose the bear.

 

[Casey Pelous]

Let's see ....

Elmer Musk -- 6'2" (he says), 187 lbs. (the internet says) pasty-faced, pencil-neck geek.

Travis Kelce - 6'5" (official NFL stats), 250 lbs., professional athlete, hits people hard for a living.

I'll take all the bets on Elmer you care to place at 6:1.

 

[Free]

And guys wonder why we choose the bear.

Not all of us. Some of us choose cats.

 

[GoblinCampFollower]

Then they wonder why we call them creepy and weird. That sounds awfully threatening to me.

It's even more pathetic than that. Because I bet he thought he was being funny/clever/suave offering himself to her. I don't know if he's capable of realizing how weird and creepy his comment really was. ....but I'm also very sure he's too much of a narcist to ever admit he fucked up.

Let's see ....

Elmer Musk -- 6'2" (he says), 187 lbs. (the internet says) pasty-faced, pencil-neck geek.

Travis Kelce - 6'5" (official NFL stats), 250 lbs., professional athlete, hits people hard for a living.

I'll take all the bets on Elmer you care to place at 6:1.

He talks a big game, but wouldn't even fight Zuckerberg. No way he'd ever put himself in a situation where he could actually lose.

...and if Musk is only 187 lbs while looking that round, I will eat this computer. Maybe he weighed that when he first started his companies.

 

[Free]

I've not noticed this (though I don't follow his social media all that close), but it does explain the recent schwiftie-impregnator tweet.

Elon Musk Has Been Making Sad Attempts to Woo Taylor Swift for Years, and She’s Never Responded a Single Time

Elon Musk has had a longstanding crush on Taylor Swift, with his tweet suggesting he could impregnate her the latest in a long string.

futurism.com

Elon Musk has apparently had a longstanding crush of sorts on Taylor Swift, with his vile tweet suggesting he could impregnate her just the latest in a long string of embarrassing attempts to get her attention.

As X-formerly-Twitter user @esjesjes flagged, Musk has repeatedly addressed the 34-year-old pop star on the site he now owns — and it doesn't appear that she has ever responded, or even, as the user joked, "publicly acknowledged he exists."

 

[Noodles]

He talks a big game, but wouldn't even fight Zuckerberg. No way he'd ever put himself in a situation where he could actually lose.

I want to say Zuck actually is trainee in some martial arts and does regular actual exercise. He might actually have a chance fighting Kelce if that came up. Musk would have never stood a chance against Zuck for sure.

 

[GoblinCampFollower]

I want to say Zuck actually is trainee in some martial arts and does regular actual exercise. He might actually have a chance fighting Kelce if that came up. Musk would have never stood a chance against Zuck for sure.

Musk would have never stood a chance against either! He's way out of shape.

 

[detrius]

He looks like a beer keg with legs.

Spoiler: keep eye bleach handy