Heads up! There are some weird people on this group! Some people invited me to join them in the woods for a naked Satanic ritual - and didn't even show up!
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Trump says his life was better before he became president. I understand. My life was also better before he became president.
I feel a little nervous about public evernote links so here you go.
At least I'm a fun hot mess. Like a train wreck full of pizza, fireworks, and glitter.
If it doesn't move, eat it.
If it moves, kill it.
Then eat it.
Did you hear about the two artists who held an art contest? It ended in a draw.
I was trying out my new boomerang. I threw it, then waited. I wondered where it might have gone to. Then it hit me.
I once ate a clock. It was rather time-consuming.
I ate a kid’s meal at McDonald’s today. His mom got really angry at me.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Just when I thought I finally had the answer figured out, I had forgotten the question.
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