Kalel

Kalel · May 26, 2020

“In some large stores it is now illegal to buy more than one package of toilet paper. The police have named it 'The Big Crack Down'.”

Kalel · May 13, 2020

Just realized nothing starts with N and ends with G.

Kalel · Mar 22, 2020

What kind of jokes do the CDC recommend? Inside Jokes

Kalel · Mar 16, 2020

Want to hear a joke about the Corona Virus? never mind, you wouldn't get it.

Kalel · Jan 27, 2020

I told my wife to embrace her mistakes. She Hugged me.

Kalel · Jan 13, 2020

Head I win, Tails you Lose. Ready?

Kalel · Jan 4, 2020

If swearing is Immature, why is it considered adult language?

Kalel · Oct 23, 2019

Irresponsible financiers must be discredited.

Kalel · Oct 7, 2019

I love jokes about the eyes. The cornea the better!

Kalel · Sep 18, 2019

I think it’s weird that we call childbirth delivery.

It should have been called takeout instead.

Kalel · Jul 9, 2019

We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

Kalel · Jul 2, 2019

What does every woman have that starts with a "V" and that she can use to get what she wants?

Her Voice

Kalel · Jun 21, 2019

Whats made out of rubber, handed out at some schools and exist to prevent Mistakes?

Erasers..

Kalel · Jun 17, 2019

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Kalel · Jun 11, 2019

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

Kalel · Jun 7, 2019

"if you want to go fast, walk alone, if you want to go far, walk together"

Kalel · May 28, 2019

the earth is round... it has no point.

Kalel · May 14, 2019

“I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.”
― Thomas A. Edison

Kalel · May 13, 2019

Without that little voice in your head you couldn't read this....

Kalel · May 8, 2019

I'm just one step from being rich, all i need now is money...

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