Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
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"if you want to go fast, walk alone, if you want to go far, walk together"
the earth is round... it has no point.
“I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.”
― Thomas A. Edison
Without that little voice in your head you couldn't read this....
I'm just one step from being rich, all i need now is money...
A spoon cannot taste of the food it carries. Likewise, a foolish man cannot understand the wise man´s wisdom even if he associates with a sage... -Dalai lama
Remember that sometimes not getting what you want is a wonderful stroke of luck.
Why is there a "D" in fridge, but not in refrigerator?
If Walmart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing in the store is free yet?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Should we be concerned that engineers describe their work as "practice?"
if you want to know where your heart is, Look where the mind goes when it wanders...
Don't break anybody's heart; they only have 1. Break their bones; they have 206.
Yo mama so fat! when she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!!!
Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
They should build the wall with Hillary's emails because nobody can get over them.
Social Media has become a horrible game of Telephone.
I have noticed that everyone who is for abortion, has already been born.
Jokes about unemployed people are not funny. They just don't work. -
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