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  • Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out.
    Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? Santa Jaws!
    Santa Claus' favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.
    what do you call an elf that can sing? A wrapper.
    What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!
    If you have a bad dream during an afternoon nap, would it be called a daymare?
    What do you call a male ladybug?
    If we're here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
    What is the speed of dark?
    If a book about failures doesn't sell well, is it a success?
    If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
    In fiction: we find the predictable boring. In real life: we find the unpredictable terrifying.
    Why do we run from the Rain but dance in the shower?
    You can say "have a nice day" and theres no problem. But you can't say "Enjoy your next 24 hours!" without sounding vaguely Threatening.
    With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.
    “You have to be odd to be number one”
    ― Dr. Seuss
    I got a lovely bunch of coconuts...
    The cake is a lie...
    Veritable Quandry
    Veritable Quandry
    The lye is a cake.
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