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  • Yo mama so fat! when she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!!!
    Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
    Wesleytron
    Wesleytron
    I want 21 to be pronounced tooty one.
    Wesleytron
    Wesleytron
    ..and then 22 would be tootytoo. Which is even better!
    They should build the wall with Hillary's emails because nobody can get over them.
    Veritable Quandry
    Veritable Quandry
    It has been suggested that they build the wall out of something impossible to get through. Like season one of Iron Fist.
    Social Media has become a horrible game of Telephone.
    I have noticed that everyone who is for abortion, has already been born.
    Jokes about unemployed people are not funny. They just don't work.
    Don't spell part backwards. It's a trap.
    "Gender was invented by bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms." - 11 year old
    What do you call a chicken at the North Pole? Lost.
    What is the difference between snowmen and snow-women? Snowballs.
    Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.
    Christmas tree trend started because people thought it would spruce things up a bit.
    Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out.
    Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? Santa Jaws!
    Santa Claus' favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.
    what do you call an elf that can sing? A wrapper.
    What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!
    If you have a bad dream during an afternoon nap, would it be called a daymare?
    What do you call a male ladybug?
    If we're here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
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