Kalel

Kalel · Feb 11, 2021

Where does meat in the pokemon world come from?

Kalel · Feb 10, 2021

why do they call them chicken fingers if chickens don't have fingers?

Kalel · Feb 7, 2021

I hate when my wife gets mad at me for being lazy. It's not like I did anything

Kalel · Jan 21, 2021

I knew a woman who owned a taser. Man, was she stunning!

Kalel · Oct 20, 2020

It's not what happens to you, but how you react to it that matters.

Kalel · Sep 2, 2020

I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes.

Kalel · Jul 10, 2020

Flight attendants never die, they just take off.

Kalel · Jul 8, 2020

A good pun is like a dalmatian, it's easy to spot.

Kalel · Jun 10, 2020

Did you hear they discovered a Tick on the moon? Its called a Luna-Tick

Kalel · Jun 8, 2020

I'm trying to give up Sexual Innuendos... but it's hard... so hard.

Kalel · May 26, 2020

“In some large stores it is now illegal to buy more than one package of toilet paper. The police have named it 'The Big Crack Down'.”

Kalel · May 13, 2020

Just realized nothing starts with N and ends with G.

Kalel · Mar 22, 2020

What kind of jokes do the CDC recommend? Inside Jokes

Kalel · Mar 16, 2020

Want to hear a joke about the Corona Virus? never mind, you wouldn't get it.

Kalel · Jan 27, 2020

I told my wife to embrace her mistakes. She Hugged me.

Kalel · Jan 13, 2020

Head I win, Tails you Lose. Ready?

Kalel · Jan 4, 2020

If swearing is Immature, why is it considered adult language?

Kalel · Oct 23, 2019

Irresponsible financiers must be discredited.

Kalel · Oct 7, 2019

I love jokes about the eyes. The cornea the better!

Kalel · Sep 18, 2019

I think it’s weird that we call childbirth delivery.

It should have been called takeout instead.

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