Flight attendants never die, they just take off.
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A good pun is like a dalmatian, it's easy to spot.
Did you hear they discovered a Tick on the moon? Its called a Luna-Tick
I'm trying to give up Sexual Innuendos... but it's hard... so hard.
“In some large stores it is now illegal to buy more than one package of toilet paper. The police have named it 'The Big Crack Down'.”
Just realized nothing starts with N and ends with G.
What kind of jokes do the CDC recommend? Inside Jokes
Want to hear a joke about the Corona Virus? never mind, you wouldn't get it.
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes. She Hugged me.
Head I win, Tails you Lose. Ready?
If swearing is Immature, why is it considered adult language?
Irresponsible financiers must be discredited.
I love jokes about the eyes. The cornea the better!
I think it’s weird that we call childbirth delivery.
It should have been called takeout instead.
We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
What does every woman have that starts with a "V" and that she can use to get what she wants?
Her Voice
Whats made out of rubber, handed out at some schools and exist to prevent Mistakes?
Erasers..
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
"if you want to go fast, walk alone, if you want to go far, walk together" -
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