I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. I lost my case.
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I made a song about a burrito once.
Actually it was more of a wrap.
A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.
To the Thief who took my anti-depressants. I hope your Happy!
What’s a demon’s favorite handwriting style? Cursive.
I met my wife on a dating site. We just clicked.
My girlfriend is leaving me saying I am not American enough.
Saw it coming a kilometer away.
Women think having a penis is easy...
But sometimes it's really hard.
It takes guts to be an organ donor.
Why is it called Single Sign On.. if I have to do it 43 times a day?
How do you wash your hands over the holiday? With Santa-tizer.
I wanted to tell you a vacuum joke. But it sucked too hard.
Where do Bad Rainbows go?
To Prism!
Its a Light Sentence.
The world is round; it has no point.
Do fish get cramps after eating?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
if you have the right to bear arms, Shouldn't you be wearing a Tanktop?
How do you draw a blank?
Before they invented drawing
boards what did they go back to?
What color hair do bald men put down on their driver’s license? -
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