I love jokes about the eyes. The cornea the better!
Kalel
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I think it’s weird that we call childbirth delivery.
It should have been called takeout instead.
We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
What does every woman have that starts with a "V" and that she can use to get what she wants?
Her Voice
Whats made out of rubber, handed out at some schools and exist to prevent Mistakes?
Erasers..
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
"if you want to go fast, walk alone, if you want to go far, walk together"
the earth is round... it has no point.
“I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.”
― Thomas A. Edison
Without that little voice in your head you couldn't read this....
I'm just one step from being rich, all i need now is money...
A spoon cannot taste of the food it carries. Likewise, a foolish man cannot understand the wise man´s wisdom even if he associates with a sage... -Dalai lama
Remember that sometimes not getting what you want is a wonderful stroke of luck.
Why is there a "D" in fridge, but not in refrigerator?
If Walmart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing in the store is free yet?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Should we be concerned that engineers describe their work as "practice?"
if you want to know where your heart is, Look where the mind goes when it wanders...
Don't break anybody's heart; they only have 1. Break their bones; they have 206. -
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