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Worthless Whore · Jan 7, 2019

OMG! LOVZ the new avatar!!! Youz be a GOD!

Free · Jan 6, 2019

You got to rip off the head of your dreams
Because it seems, there's something in it.

(The Brian Jonestown Massacre - What You Isn't)

Free · Dec 23, 2018

It's Sunday, but I have 2 more days to go before I have to go back to work. I'M FREAKING OUT.

Free · Nov 17, 2018

They have prefixes for before something happens (pre-), and after (post-). What is the prefix for "it's happening as we speak?"

Free · Nov 9, 2018

They called the clip a two-headed cow,
Your hate, clipped and distant,
Your luck with pilgrimage.

(R.E.M. - Pilgrimage)

Free · Oct 30, 2018

Yes, I am.

Free · Oct 27, 2018

There are 2 types of people in the world: Those who believe there are 2 types of people in the world, and those who do not.

Free · Oct 25, 2018

Math teachers are wrong: Math is hard.

Free · Oct 16, 2018

Free: I just killed a spider.

Free's friend: Fear of spiders is irrational.

Free: I said I killed it, not that I ran screaming from it.

Free's friend: But you killed it out of fear.

Free: I killed it because it didn't keep up with its share of the rent. The same goes for flies. Unless you think I have an irrational fear of flies.

Free · Oct 13, 2018

Suddenly, I want a calculator. You know, a real one that sits on your desk and goes unused most of the time. One that lets you do logarithmic equations and shit.