Yay! Nobody Cares about Tickle Me Elmo Musk

[GoblinCampFollower]

Ffs, no one has more free time than me... And even I don't have time to pull shit like that.

But he claims he is "working" 100 hours a week or whatever!

 

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So the question is, does having Anthropic work with Musk make them more evil, providing a mutual reinforcement of their shared malice?

Elon Musk Teams Up With Anthropic, a Company He's Called 'Evil'

Musk might think Anthropic "hates Western Civilization," but he also loves money.

gizmodo.com

Elon Musk has called Anthropic “Misanthropic” and “evil” and has claimed the company “hates Western Civilization.” Now he’s calling it a partner. On Wednesday, SpaceX (which recently absorbed xAI) announced that it will enter an agreement with the makers of Claude to allow it access to the computing power available at the massive Colossus data center.

 

[Innula Zenovka]

BREAKING: France Wants to Charge Elon Musk With Complicity in Child Sexual Abuse Imagery

Three jurisdictions, one week, one man, and a securities-fraud allegation from a sovereign government that nobody in American media has bothered to lead with. So we will.

deanblundell.substack.com

 

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Since "bust" is an option...

 

[Innula Zenovka]

Last week did not go well for Musk

“Bitches, Money, No Taxes, Party”: Elon Musk’s Drunk-Texting-The-World Moment Caps The Worst Week Of His Life

France wants him in handcuffs. His baby Mama just gutted his $134B OpenAI lawsuit. And at 1:07 AM Sunday, Musk posted "Bitches Money No Taxes Party" to 220 million people - then deleted it. LOL.

deanblundell.substack.com

 

[Dakota Tebaldi]

I wonder if he's having a slow-motion Rudy Giuliani kind of thing.

 

[GoblinCampFollower]

Last week did not go well for Musk

“Bitches, Money, No Taxes, Party”: Elon Musk’s Drunk-Texting-The-World Moment Caps The Worst Week Of His Life

France wants him in handcuffs. His baby Mama just gutted his $134B OpenAI lawsuit. And at 1:07 AM Sunday, Musk posted "Bitches Money No Taxes Party" to 220 million people - then deleted it. LOL.

deanblundell.substack.com

The combination of social awkwardness and narcissism in him needs to be studied. He wants so badly to be cool and funny but is so weird.

 

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“Bitches, Money, No Taxes, Party”: Elon Musk’s Drunk-Texting-The-World Moment Caps The Worst Week Of His Life

France wants him in handcuffs. His baby Mama just gutted his $134B OpenAI lawsuit. And at 1:07 AM Sunday, Musk posted "Bitches Money No Taxes Party" to 220 million people - then deleted it. LOL.

deanblundell.substack.com

Is this his new political goal? Is he proposing to start the Bitches, Money & No Taxes Party?

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

The Musky One's lawsuit against OoenAI falls on its face.

Federal court rejects Elon Musk's claims against OpenAI, saying he filed his lawsuit too late

A federal court on Monday dismissed claims filed against OpenAI and its top executives by Elon Musk, who accused them of betraying a shared vision for it to remain a nonprofit dedicated to guiding artificial intelligence’s development for the good of humanity.

apnews.com

 

[GoblinCampFollower]

Reminder, Musk's vast wealth comes from investment scams, not being an "inventor."

Experts sound alarm over Elon Musk's 'coup' that's 'about to rob your 401k'

Financial experts sounded the alarm Monday over what some have described as a financial “coup” being carried out by Elon Musk, Tesla’s CEO and fierce ally to President Donald Trump, one that could see tens of millions of Americans unknowingly prop up his unprofitable company SpaceX through their...

www.rawstory.com

 

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Inflatable Elon Musk Appears in Times Square, Begs to be Popped like the AI Bubble

Grok, is this real?

gizmodo.com

 

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[Innula Zenovka]

This is how Elon Musk’s trillion-dollar house of cards could collapse

His fortune and empire are more fragile than his IPO’s backers believe

thenewworld.substack.com

Helpful explanation of what Musk's Trillion dollar worth actually represents (spoiler -- he can't actually turn most of it into liquid cash).

 

[detrius]

Even the name of the bus station feels like a reference... or a warning.

"Beware, the field where we grow nutcases is nearby."

 

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I'm starting to suspect there's a fair number of people who cares about Elon Musk, but not in any positive way.

Lauren Dobson-Hughes (@ldobsonhughes.bsky.social)

Musk says not a single person has died due to him axing USAID. Sadly, part of my job involves tracking aid spending. So here’s a thread with just some of the people who lost their lives because of USAID cuts

bsky.app

 

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The passions of the stock market.

Elon Musk loses his trillionaire status as SpaceX stock comes back to Earth

 

[Innula Zenovka]

Reporter Corners Elon Musk, Pummels Him With the Truth.

Fiery Interview Leaves the Tech Mogul Exposed

www.newsletter.samuel-warde.com

She calmly takes him to pieces

 

[GoblinCampFollower]

Reporter Corners Elon Musk, Pummels Him With the Truth.

Fiery Interview Leaves the Tech Mogul Exposed

www.newsletter.samuel-warde.com

She calmly takes him to pieces

Honestly.... she really could have done a lot better. She missed a lot of opportunity to call out some of his blatant lies. I'd also have loved to have seen her list some of the times he directly plugged white power people. One especially clear examples was him expressing his support for Scott Adams when he went on a rant about how hard he tries to avoid black people. ...or his endorsement of the white genocide bullshit.

Another line of bullshit he went into was claiming you could take a speech from Obama and tell people Trump said it and they'd hate it. I wish she would have pushed him for an actual example of that.

I think the only big exposure they got was when she asked him if he was anti-Muslim and he clearly had to work a bit to formulate a response to weasel out of it. ...of course, most of his fans are totally overt in their hatred of Muslims.

 

[Jolene Benoir]

Musk plans massive push for GOP in midterms

https://www.axios.com/2026/07/29/musk-pac-midterm-election

He plans to help steal it, in other words. The money is just the cover.

 

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This is the brilliance of Leon Musk.

No One Knows What the Hell Elon Musk's AI Graph Means

We're starting to think Elon might not be very bright.

gizmodo.com

The chart image that Musk thinks shows that A.I. is a "supersonic tsunami."

But, what is the chart actually showing us (who knows...)? What is the "it" in "it's so over ("it," obviously)?" Is this chart even about A.I. (unlikely)? NONE OF THIS MATTERS!