"Florida Man" is still at it

[Free]

This "news" is a bit suspect, but worth the post anyways.

 

[Essence Lumin]

This "news" is a bit suspect, but worth the post anyways.

Yeah, their logo says WPOR and their title says WFOR so big red flag.

 

[Argent Stonecutter]

But this one apparently happened:

Young Florida man charged with animal cruelty for using baby gator to shotgun a Twisted Tea

This isn't even the first time we've written about this

www.orlandoweekly.com

Again:

'Florida Man' uses alligator to shotgun a beer while cranking Skynyrd

For some odd reason, people love to film themselves abusing animals. A video of uncertain age (recently uploaded to Instagram by @504ollie) shows an

www.orlandoweekly.com

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

This "news" is a bit suspect, but worth the post anyways.

So, just a typical Friday at a local Waffle House?

 

[Free]

So, just a typical Friday at a local Waffle House?

Farther North (edit: and West) you'll have to swap the gator with a skunk or coyote, but pretty much.

 

[Free]

I know Florida has swamps and all, but this is not on my "Florida Man" bingo card.

Florida man who went missing on Valentine's Day rescued after being stuck in 'quick sand' mud for days

A Florida man who went missing on Valentine's Day was rescued on Thursday after being stuck to his shoulders in mud described as "quick sand" without food or water for several days.

Putnam County Sheriff's Office said Andrew Giddens, a 36-year-old from Jacksonville, was rescued from a Vulcan Materials Company site east of Melrose.

 

[Govi]

I know Florida has swamps and all, but this is not on my "Florida Man" bingo card.

Florida man who went missing on Valentine's Day rescued after being stuck in 'quick sand' mud for days

I can remember hearing my brother playing some sort of adventure game in our backyard, he or one of his buddies suddenly yelling "Quicksand!" and asking for help, then narrating to each other what they were doing as they play-acted pulling the "victim" from the deadly "quicksand". Somehow, summer days come to mind. For me, now, living in the relative quiet of the redwood forest hereabouts, it seems unlikely, but the memory of those summer days in southern San Francisco are accompanied by thoughts of quiet except for the voices of children playing.

 

[Essence Lumin]

VIDEO: Florida man arrested after 2 attempts to steal septic tank from construction site

DUNNELLON, Fla. (WFLA) — A Florida man was arrested after he made two attempts to steal a septic tank from a construction site in Dunnellon, according to surveillance footage from Feb. 22. The Mari…

www.wfla.com

 

[Rose Karuna]

This is a real sign that was seen in "The Villages".

 

[Essence Lumin]

Moments later, another caller reported spotting the vehicle stopped on airport property.
“There’s a blue Mustang sitting in the middle of the taxiway, and there’s a civilian over here peeing on the runway,” the caller said.
According to the Volusia County Sheriff’s Office, the driver, identified as 58-year-old Bryan Parker, was later seen attempting to enter multiple aircraft.
“He’s trying to get into a plane right now,” a caller reported.

911 calls capture moments after car barrels onto Daytona Beach airport runway

Witnesses said the car tore across the airfield, kicking up dust as it sped away.

www.wesh.com

 

[Rose Karuna]

911 calls capture moments after car barrels onto Daytona Beach airport runway

Witnesses said the car tore across the airfield, kicking up dust as it sped away.

www.wesh.com

My guess is that either alcohol or drugs were involved. And because it's Florida, probably nudity.

 

[Casey Pelous]

My guess is that either alcohol or drugs were involved. And because it's Florida, probably nudity.

Wat? No gators or guns?

Y'all feelin' awright down there?

 

[Soen Eber]

We need a wall down there ...

 

[Casey Pelous]

We need a wall down there ...

Ain't no mountain high enough.

 

[Free]

Ain't no mountain high enough.

 

[Rose Karuna]

Ain't no mountain high enough.

In Florida, there just ain't no mountain period.

 

[CronoCloud Creeggan]

In Florida, there just ain't no mountain period.

Except Space Mountain.

 

[Free]

In Florida, there just ain't no mountain period.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sugarloaf_Mountain_(Florida)

Seems we could climb that one easy.

 

[Soen Eber]

In Florida, there just ain't no mountain period.

Ain't no swamp deep enough.

 

[GoblinCampFollower]

I know you're just kidding here, but I do think it's a fun fact that Olympus Mons would actually be a very easy thing to drive over. It's very wide and not very steep!