"Florida Man" is still at it

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Would the sexual favors happen *on* the speedbumps?
 

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"Florida man breaks into restaurant, strips naked, eats noodles, plays bongos"

There is no better headline to describe our times.
 

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Back to the Florida Man

A man who told police he wanted to "time travel" crashed his Dodge Challenger into a a strip mall on North Davis Highway in Pensacola earlier this week.

The vehicle sped through the traffic light at the intersection of North Davis Highway and West Fairfield Drive at approximately 10:50 a.m., and traveled through the front entrance of Advance Tax Services. The car barreled through the center of the building, coming to a stop outside the double doors at the building's rear entrance.

The driver, who has not been identified, was uninjured, but was taken to a local facility for evaluation. Charges have not yet been filed, according to a press release from the Pensacola Police Department.

Sgt. Martez Lawrence said no one was inside the building at the time of the accident.
 

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Interocitor.
 

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