"Florida Man" is still at it

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This "news" is a bit suspect, but worth the post anyways.

 

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This "news" is a bit suspect, but worth the post anyways.

Yeah, their logo says WPOR and their title says WFOR so big red flag.

 

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But this one apparently happened:

Young Florida man charged with animal cruelty for using baby gator to shotgun a Twisted Tea

This isn't even the first time we've written about this

www.orlandoweekly.com

Again:

'Florida Man' uses alligator to shotgun a beer while cranking Skynyrd

For some odd reason, people love to film themselves abusing animals. A video of uncertain age (recently uploaded to Instagram by @504ollie) shows an

www.orlandoweekly.com

 

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This "news" is a bit suspect, but worth the post anyways.

So, just a typical Friday at a local Waffle House?

 

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So, just a typical Friday at a local Waffle House?

Farther North (edit: and West) you'll have to swap the gator with a skunk or coyote, but pretty much.

 

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I know Florida has swamps and all, but this is not on my "Florida Man" bingo card.

Florida man who went missing on Valentine's Day rescued after being stuck in 'quick sand' mud for days

A Florida man who went missing on Valentine's Day was rescued on Thursday after being stuck to his shoulders in mud described as "quick sand" without food or water for several days.

Putnam County Sheriff's Office said Andrew Giddens, a 36-year-old from Jacksonville, was rescued from a Vulcan Materials Company site east of Melrose.