"Florida Man" is still at it

[Casey Pelous]

I know you're just kidding here, but I do think it's a fun fact that Olympus Mons would actually be a very easy thing to drive over. It's very wide and not very steep!

"Yeah, well, so's your MOM!"

- Olympus Mons Spokesperson​

 

[Free]

I know you're just kidding here, but I do think it's a fun fact that Olympus Mons would actually be a very easy thing to drive over. It's very wide and not very steep!

You'd be dead in minutes if you're driving over it in a Tesla. And not because it's a Tesla.

 

[Innula Zenovka]

FLORIDA MAN STOPPED AT AIRPORT WITH 47 UNCOOKED HOT DOGS TAPED TO HIS BODY — SAYS HE WAS "JUST BEING EFFICIENT" -

That sounds like a classic headline from a satirical news site, but in the world of “Florida Man” stories, the line between reality and parody is razor-thin. While it’s likely…

lakelandgazette.info

 

[Myradyl Muse]

Begs the question: "Are you just happy to see me or is that your weiner poking out??"

*ducks and dives back into the Sea*

 

[Noodles]

Also, hot dogs are rediculously cheap.

Duck tape, not so much. He probably could have just bought some dogs at his destination.

 

[Free]

Begs the question: "Are you just happy to see me or is that your weiner poking out??"

/me makes weird dolphin noises munching on hotdogs