"Florida Man" is still at it

[Aribeth Zelin]

She is going after the "Equalizer" look, after the TV show. These signs are so obnoxious, they are all over Florida, not just hers, but lawyers in general. Besides the thousands of "Dan Newlin got me millions" signs there was the "Not at fault? Call Walt". You can't even watch the evening news without their stupid banners flashing across the screen.

Its not just a Florida thing, those ads, though between here and Biloxi there are a fair number of clever 80s song reference billboards for one lawyer.

 

[Innula Zenovka]

 

[WolfEyes]

Can't blame it on Covid. Or April Fools.

Published: April 10, 2019, 3:03 PM

 

[Rose Karuna]

Can't blame it on Covid. Or April Fools.

I'm just surprised he was any wearing clothes while eating spaghetti with his hands.

 

[WolfEyes]

I'm just surprised he was any wearing clothes while eating spaghetti with his hands.

Sometimes bib overalls don't quite cut it.

 

[Innula Zenovka]

 

[Khamon]

Meth is really sad. If people don't blow themselves up, they waste away, and do crazy dangerous stuff until they die. There doesn't seem to be any coming back from it and it's really sad to watch.

 

[Dakota Tebaldi]

Naked Florida man starts house fire while baking cookies on George Foreman grill

NICEVILLE, Fla. — Responding to a house fire last week, Niceville police officers and firefighters encountered an odd sight. When firefighters got to the home around 5:30 p.m., they could see smoke…

www.jacksonville.com

Based on the fire department’s investigation, the man allegedly tried baking cookies on a George Foreman grill which he left unattended. The grill and cookies caught fire, so he put dry towels on top of the grill. Those caught fire, too, causing the fire to spread.

 

[Free]

I'm not a fan of grilled cookies. Especially when the baker is sans clothing.

 

[Casey Pelous]

Meth is really sad. If people don't blow themselves up, they waste away, and do crazy dangerous stuff until they die. There doesn't seem to be any coming back from it and it's really sad to watch.

Yes, yes, yes and yes. But no -- coming back is possible. Not easy, not fast, not even likely, and definitely dependent on how long the person was on meth, but possible.

I have a nephew who is now about 12 years down the road from it and doing fine.

 

[WolfEyes]

A gutted shark was found hanging from the rafters at a Florida high school in what appears to be a senior prank (msn.com)

 

[Beebo Brink]

Florida bride.

Caterer and bride arrested after allegedly lacing wedding reception meal with marijuana

Many guests at the reception reported feeling extremely ill and high — some were vomiting and requesting to be taken to the hospital.

www.cbsnews.com

 

[Essence Lumin]

Pinellas man arrested for calling 911 to say Biden needs to be in jail: Deputies

A Pinellas County man who called 911 to say President Joe Biden needed to be placed in jail was arrested himself, according to deputies.

www.wfla.com

Documents indicated alcohol may have been an influence.

Hopefully he learned that was dumb, but it is Florida.

 

[Rose Karuna]

More hijinks from "The Villages"

'I will hit you:' Florida man, 77, punches friend, 84, over golf etiquette at The Villages, deputies say

An argument between two men on the green at The Villages over golf etiquette led to one of them facing a battery charge, according to Sumter County deputies.

www.fox5ny.com

The elderly, charged with "elderly abuse".

Yep, that's SO Florida.

 

[Dakota Tebaldi]

 

[Free]

His private area? Not so private now...

 

[Essence Lumin]

Auto blog added

Neither occupant of the FedEx vehicle was injured; the only package harmed was the one being attentively gift-wrapped by the passenger of the SUV.

 

[Dakota Tebaldi]

Understandable mistake

Man bitten by alligator in North Port after mistaking it for dog: deputies

Authorities say a man was bitten by an alligator outside a motel in North Port, suffering injuries to his leg.

www.wfla.com

 

[Rose Karuna]

Understandable mistake

Man bitten by alligator in North Port after mistaking it for dog: deputies

Authorities say a man was bitten by an alligator outside a motel in North Port, suffering injuries to his leg.

www.wfla.com

Warning to Florida visitors, when you hear rustling and growling in the bushes, BACK AWAY, because 99% of the time it's NOT going to be something that you want to pet.

 

[Sid]

Warning to Florida visitors, when you hear rustling and growling in the bushes, BACK AWAY, because 99% of the time it's NOT going to be something that you want to pet.

Shouldn't there be an icon representing a Florida man in your listing too?