"Florida Man" is still at it

[Romana]

Have I mentioned how much I loathe my governor - I though Scott was bad..... [he was]

My governor throwing some shade at yours (while standing up for kids)

 

[Aribeth Zelin]

My governor throwing some shade at yours (while standing up for kids)

I like your Gov.
I still think there was some cheating when Voldetor Skelemort swapped to the Senate and DeathSentence got elected. We'll see how it goes this year - hopefully we can get someone who's a decent human being.

 

[Beebo Brink]

Not only was the flight headed for Florida, but the pilot in question was from Florida.

Drunk pilot removed from cockpit of JetBlue flight to Florida

The pilot reportedly downed seven to eight drinks before boarding the plane

www.theguardian.com

A JetBlue pilot was removed from the cockpit of a flight and taken into custody in the US after having a blood-alcohol level more than four times the federal limit for pilots.

The pilot, a 52-year-old man from Orlando, Florida, was first removed from the cockpit after a Transportation Security Administration agent told authorities Clifton looked “impaired” while passing through security, reported the Buffalo News.

 

[Romana]

 

[Romana]

It really seems,sundries, as if these people want Florida to secede from the Union.
So, Disney World, Epcot, snowbirds' winter himes, would require a visa? And probably come with restrictions.
And how withhold seceding in general help Florida 'economy, in their view?

 

[Aribeth Zelin]

It really seems,sundries, as if these people want Florida to secede from the Union.
So, Disney World, Epcot, snowbirds' winter himes, would require a visa? And probably come with restrictions.
And how withhold seceding in general help Florida 'economy, in their view?

I'm glad the alabama border is so close to us....

I never thought I'd ever say that.

 

[Free]

 

[Rose Karuna]

So many people do weird shit in Florida while naked that Tim Dorsey actually wrote a book about it. Naked Came the Florida Man (Serge A. Storms #23)

Naked Florida man caught on camera defecating on neighbor’s porch, deputies say

A Clearwater man is accused of using a glass table on his neighbor’s porch as a toilet while in the buff.

www.fox13news.com

Naked Florida Thieves Steal Burgers In The Buff - Daily Meal

Nike has changed the sports world forever. Here's the untold truth of Nike. Just read it.

www.thedailymeal.com

Naked Man Used Forklift To Break Into Business, Then Stopped For A Shower - BGR

Ever want to drive a forklift through a barbed wire fence, break into a business, strip naked and take a shower? No? Well, then you're…

bgr.com

Naked Florida man arrested after banging on house with barbell, deputies say

A naked man carrying a barbell is accused of threatening to kill another man shortly after a burglary, according to the Brevard County Sheriff’s Office.

www.clickorlando.com

Naked Florida man arrested after stealing marked police vehicle and crashing it

Jacksonville Sheriff's Office assistant chief Ellis Burns says Joshua Shenker was ‘possibly intoxicated or high’

www.independent.co.uk

Busted In The Buff: Naked Florida Man Found In Bathtub After Break-In

A Florida man was arrested in Monroe County after breaking into a home, and later found nude in a bathtub by the homeowner, say police.

miami.cbslocal.com

People doing weird shit when naked in Florida is so common I'm surprised when they are arrested when they have clothes on.

 

[Essence Lumin]

Thinking That Meth He Purchased Was Fake, Florida Man Calls Police To Verify Authenticity

A Florida man was arrested after he called 911 to have the methamphetamine he recently purchased from a man he met at an area bar tested because he believed it was fake.

dailyboulder.com

 

[Free]

Well, if threads had logos...

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

Well, if threads had logos...

 

[CronoCloud Creeggan]

Well, if threads had logos...

Matt got some Russian Internet Influencing company handling his tweets for him? If so, Ivan needs to work on his English.

 

[Aribeth Zelin]

Don't want to raise my hopes -too- high, but...

https://occupydemocrats.com/2022/03/15/poll-florida-whistleblower-beating-matt-gaetz-in-ruby-red-district/

Politics News | Breaking Political News, Video & Analysis-ABC News

ABC News is your trusted source on political news stories and videos. Get the latest coverage and analysis on everything from the Trump presidency, Senate, House and Supreme Court.

projects.fivethirtyeight.com

Of course, we might have a problem if we don't get our act together.

Disagreement over Florida's congressional districts could force legislature to reconvene

Florida is one of four states that hasn’t yet approved a congressional map — all other states have drawn their new U.S. House districts well ahead of the November 2022 elections. The legislature and the governor remain at odds over keeping an African American opportunity district in North Florida.

news.wfsu.org

 

[Essence Lumin]

Well, if threads had logos...

He kind of looks like Eraserhead.

 

[danielravennest]

Matt got some Russian Internet Influencing company handling his tweets for him? If so, Ivan needs to work on his English.

Also his Twitter photo looks like its from the 1950's: black and white, suit and tie, dead stare.

 

[Dakota Tebaldi]

Laundry day is tough, just sayin

 

[Rose Karuna]

In Florida we have a saying "It's 5 O'Clock somewhere". Generally the root of all craziness (and nakedness) in the state.

Well, if threads had logos...

 

[Aribeth Zelin]

In Florida we have a saying "It's 5 O'Clock somewhere". Generally the root of all craziness (and nakedness) in the state.

Its not just a Florida thing, but.... I guess we have to take it to an extreme....

 

[Essence Lumin]

Trying to drum up a little business maybe?

Florida personal injury attorney disbarred after mowing down 4 people: cops

Personal injury attorney Beatrice Bijoux was disbarred after she allegedly struck four pedestrians with her car outside a Fort Lauderdale grocery store.

nypost.com

 

[Rose Karuna]

Trying to drum up a little business maybe?

Florida personal injury attorney disbarred after mowing down 4 people: cops

Personal injury attorney Beatrice Bijoux was disbarred after she allegedly struck four pedestrians with her car outside a Fort Lauderdale grocery store.

nypost.com

She is going after the "Equalizer" look, after the TV show. These signs are so obnoxious, they are all over Florida, not just hers, but lawyers in general. Besides the thousands of "Dan Newlin got me millions" signs there was the "Not at fault? Call Walt". You can't even watch the evening news without their stupid banners flashing across the screen.