Sid

Sid · 2019-02-22T08:34:16-0500

Two people stole a calendar.
They each got six months.

Sid · Wednesday at 4:42 AM

I just saw an idiot at the gym putting a water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.

Sid · Monday at 10:04 AM

If we are not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?

Sid · Feb 12, 2019

When you're happy, you enjoy the music.
When you're sad, you understand the lyrics.

Sid · Feb 10, 2019

Change is inevitable.
Except from a vending machine.

Sid · Feb 8, 2019

Light travels faster than sound.
That's why some people appear bright until they speak.

Sid · Feb 5, 2019

Creativity is intelligence having fun.

Sid · Feb 4, 2019

Don't steal!
Our governments hate competition.

Sid · Feb 1, 2019

I won't be impressed by technology until I can download food.

Sid · Jan 30, 2019

If you fall, I'll be there. - Floor

Sid · Jan 28, 2019

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five, six times, just to be sure.

Sid · Jan 25, 2019

In life it's important to know when to stop arguing with people and simply let them be wrong.

Sid · Jan 21, 2019

Of course I talk to myself.
Sometimes I need expert advise.

Sid · Jan 17, 2019

On Mercury a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every day at work does on earth.

Sid · Jan 13, 2019

My bed is a magical place, where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

Sid · Jan 11, 2019

Life is not a fairytale.
If you lose your shoe at midnight, you're drunk!

Sid · Jan 7, 2019

I'm so clever, that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I'm saying.
- Oscar Wilde.

Sid · Jan 6, 2019

Chocolate comes from coco. That is harvested from a tree. So it is a plant.
Chocolate is a salad!!

Sid · Jan 4, 2019

Good ideas start with great coffee.

Sid · Jan 3, 2019

I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey, but I turned myself around.

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