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Spilling coffee is the adult equivalent of losing your balloon.
Wrinkles are inherited.
You get them from your children.
Your secrets are safe with me... I wasn't even listening.
You can't buy happiness,
but you can buy coffee.
That's close enough.
Friends make good times better and hard times easier...
It's a good day to have a good day.
I hate being negative.
But I'm good at it.
I do all my own stunts!
But never intentionally.
When was the last time you did something for the first time?
They call it a "selfie"
because "narcissistie"
is too hard to spell.
I would lose weight,
but I hate losing...
Zombies eat brains.
So I'm safe.
I Think weekends are made in China.
They don't last long.
If you don't want a sarcastic answer, don't ask a stupid question.
A poem about work:
Coffee
Blah blah blah
Drive home
Wine
Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone.
Of course size matters!
Nobody wants a small cup of coffee.
I could use some of dat coffee
As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I'm totally flexible. -
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