Sid

Sid · Thursday at 3:45 PM

They call it a "selfie"
because "narcissistie"
is too hard to spell.

Sid · May 28, 2019

I would lose weight,
but I hate losing... :shiftyeyes:

Sid · May 25, 2019

Zombies eat brains.
So I'm safe.

Sid · May 18, 2019

I Think weekends are made in China.
They don't last long.

Sid · May 16, 2019

If you don't want a sarcastic answer, don't ask a stupid question.

Sid · May 15, 2019

A poem about work:

Coffee
Blah blah blah
Drive home
Wine

Sid · May 12, 2019

Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone.

Sid · May 11, 2019

Of course size matters!
Nobody wants a small cup of coffee.

Tigar · May 9, 2019

I could use some of dat coffee

Sid · May 6, 2019

As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I'm totally flexible.

Sid · May 4, 2019

If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?

Sid · May 3, 2019

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.

Sid · May 2, 2019

It's a bad day.
Not a bad life.

Sid · May 1, 2019

Why am I thinking about a drama llama right now?

Sid · Apr 27, 2019

I'm not totally useless.
I could be used as a bad example.

Sid · Apr 22, 2019

You are never to old, to learn something stupid.

Sid · Apr 13, 2019

To be old and wise, you first must have been young and stupid.
It seems I'm not old enough yet.

Sid · Apr 10, 2019

We were born to be real, not to be perfect.

Sid · Apr 7, 2019

Someone called me lazy today.
I almost responded.

Sid · Apr 6, 2019

I currently experience life at the speed of 15 WTF's an hour.

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