It's a good day to have a good day.
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I hate being negative.
But I'm good at it.
I do all my own stunts!
But never intentionally.
When was the last time you did something for the first time?
They call it a "selfie"
because "narcissistie"
is too hard to spell.
I would lose weight,
but I hate losing...
Zombies eat brains.
So I'm safe.
I Think weekends are made in China.
They don't last long.
If you don't want a sarcastic answer, don't ask a stupid question.
A poem about work:
Coffee
Blah blah blah
Drive home
Wine
Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone.
Of course size matters!
Nobody wants a small cup of coffee.
I could use some of dat coffee
As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I'm totally flexible.
If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
It's a bad day.
Not a bad life.
Why am I thinking about a drama llama right now?
I'm not totally useless.
I could be used as a bad example.
You are never to old, to learn something stupid. -
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