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  • Two people stole a calendar.
    They each got six months.
    I just saw an idiot at the gym putting a water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.
    If we are not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?
    When you're happy, you enjoy the music.
    When you're sad, you understand the lyrics.
    Change is inevitable.
    Except from a vending machine.
    Light travels faster than sound.
    That's why some people appear bright until they speak.
    Creativity is intelligence having fun.
    Don't steal!
    Our governments hate competition.
    I won't be impressed by technology until I can download food.
    If you fall, I'll be there. - Floor
    I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five, six times, just to be sure.
    In life it's important to know when to stop arguing with people and simply let them be wrong.
    Of course I talk to myself.
    Sometimes I need expert advise.
    On Mercury a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every day at work does on earth.
    My bed is a magical place, where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
    Rose Karuna
    Rose Karuna
    Yep, I can relate, my bed works much better for remembering what I forgot than my Microsoft Calendar does.
    Life is not a fairytale.
    If you lose your shoe at midnight, you're drunk!
    I'm so clever, that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I'm saying.
    - Oscar Wilde.
    Chocolate comes from coco. That is harvested from a tree. So it is a plant.
    Chocolate is a salad!!
    Good ideas start with great coffee.
    I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey, but I turned myself around.
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