Sid

Sid · Jan 8, 2020

Tired of someone?
Text them:
370HSSV 0773H
Ask them to read it upside down.

Sid · Dec 23, 2019

If I had to choose between Christmas and coffee?
The tree would learn how to fly right now.

Sid · Dec 2, 2019

Coffee is my favorite co-worker.

Sid · Nov 18, 2019

Good days start with good coffee.

Sid · Nov 9, 2019

Spilling coffee is the adult equivalent of losing your balloon.

Sid · Oct 29, 2019

Wrinkles are inherited.
You get them from your children.

Sid · Oct 12, 2019

Your secrets are safe with me... I wasn't even listening.

Sid · Aug 22, 2019

You can't buy happiness,
but you can buy coffee.
That's close enough.

Sid · Jul 29, 2019

Friends make good times better and hard times easier...

Sid · Jul 5, 2019

It's a good day to have a good day.

Sid · Jun 28, 2019

I hate being negative.
But I'm good at it.

Sid · Jun 23, 2019

I do all my own stunts!
But never intentionally.

Sid · Jun 20, 2019

When was the last time you did something for the first time?

Sid · Jun 13, 2019

They call it a "selfie"
because "narcissistie"
is too hard to spell.

Sid · May 28, 2019

I would lose weight,
but I hate losing... :shiftyeyes:

Sid · May 25, 2019

Zombies eat brains.
So I'm safe.

Sid · May 18, 2019

I Think weekends are made in China.
They don't last long.

Sid · May 16, 2019

If you don't want a sarcastic answer, don't ask a stupid question.

Sid · May 15, 2019

A poem about work:

Coffee
Blah blah blah
Drive home
Wine

Sid · May 12, 2019

Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone.

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