I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went, then it dawned on me.
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Don't give up on your dreams.
Keep sleeping!
I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner as all it was doing was gathering dust.
My ability to remember song lyrics from the 80's far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the kitchen.
Groot is the Dutch word for big. I'm 1.91 m in RL.
So I am groot.
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
I would quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.
Remember, children. The best way to get a puppy for Christmas is to beg for a baby brother.
There are some people who want to throw their arms round you simply because it is Christmas; there are other people who want to strangle you simply because it is Christmas.
Hey Christmas Tree, you got a lot of balls coming in here dressed like that.
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars but checks when you say the paint is wet?
I always take life with a grain of salt.
Plus, a slice of lemon.
And a shot of tequila.
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
I've just written a song about tortillas; actually, it’s more of a rap.
Folks, profile posts ain't the same as personal messages,
We are all mature.
Until somebody brings out the bubble wrap.
Q. What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
A. I don’t know and I don’t care.
You never realize how long a second actually is, until you stare at the countdown of an ad you can't skip.
You are never to old to learn something stupid.
Some people cause happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go. -
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