Coffee is my favorite co-worker.
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Good days start with good coffee.
Spilling coffee is the adult equivalent of losing your balloon.
Wrinkles are inherited.
You get them from your children.
Your secrets are safe with me... I wasn't even listening.
You can't buy happiness,
but you can buy coffee.
That's close enough.
Friends make good times better and hard times easier...
It's a good day to have a good day.
I hate being negative.
But I'm good at it.
I do all my own stunts!
But never intentionally.
When was the last time you did something for the first time?
They call it a "selfie"
because "narcissistie"
is too hard to spell.
I would lose weight,
but I hate losing...
Zombies eat brains.
So I'm safe.
I Think weekends are made in China.
They don't last long.
If you don't want a sarcastic answer, don't ask a stupid question.
A poem about work:
Coffee
Blah blah blah
Drive home
Wine
Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone.
Of course size matters!
Nobody wants a small cup of coffee.
I could use some of dat coffee
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