"Florida Man" is still at it

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This is just ridiculous! :facepalm:


LAKE MARY, Fla. - People started lining up in front of the door at Academy Sports + Outdoors in Lake Mary as early as 2 a.m. on Monday waiting for the doors to open at 9 a.m.

When FOX 35 News asked several of those in line what they were waiting for, they all answered "ammo." Many voiced that they are afraid of what new gun laws could come under a new administration.
 

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No mention in the article if the other end of the wires were attached to an electrical source.
Possibly TMI, and certainly more detail than I needed, but The Mail has the full story


The man approached him to see him sitting naked in the driver's seat with wires and the device, later revealed to be an iReliev muscle stimulator, on his penis.

It works by sending electrical currents from the device to a part of the body hooked to it by pads.

Jenkins had placed the pads on his penis and had the controller sitting next to his gear stick.

He declined Jenkins' invitation to get in the car and phoned police but was able to take a photograph of him first.
 
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So, a TENS unit.

My TENS unit explicitly tells you not to do that, so you know they've been sued by people who tried.
 
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Fellow Floridians - please bombard this assholes email with letters against this:



email: Senator Brandes - The Florida Senate

This guy is trying to exclude a huge population of people in Florida (not just Felons) from receiving minimum wage. He is a complete wanker.
Of course he's another plump looking young white man..... looks like he's related to Gaetz and Andrade [who is our state congresscritter]
 
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A tattoo of Florida, or a badly drawn pistol? You decide.
 

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Lets not forget that there are Florida Women as well:

Vehicle crashes into car dealership, passenger charged with battery

A 22-year-old woman is charged with battery after a crash that significantly damaged a building at Bob Tyler Toyota on Pensacola Blvd.

Deonshae Octavia Greene, 22, was a passenger in a car when she began choking the driver, according to the Florida Highway Patrol. The car crashed into a parked vehicle for sale on the lot and into an office in the Certified Pre-owned building at the dealership.