Yay! YEEHAW, it's Shootin' Time

[Innula Zenovka]

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[Katheryne Helendale]

"accidentally shot"

We need a new term for this.

Negligently shot.

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Negligently shot.

It seems obvious once someone says it.

 

[Free]

 

[Jolene Benoir]

Everyone in the know understands that Dairy Queen is the base of the democrats and liberals who must be eradicated to restore the King President to his throne of glory.

Right?

 

[Khamon]

You have to look under the Dairy Queens but only the ones that are placed to form an outline of Trump's ass across the continental US map.

 

[detrius]

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I got anxious when I saw this tweet from an American person, talking about "having four girls" in the past tense.

 

[Sid]

You have to look under the Dairy Queens but only the ones that are placed to form an outline of Trump's ass across the continental US map.

Does his ass fit on any map?

 

[Free]

Everyone in the know understands that Dairy Queen is the base of the democrats and liberals who must be eradicated to restore the King President to his throne of glory.

Right?

Though I spend a lot of time at Burger King. Undercover.

 

[Soen Eber]

Everyone in the know understands that Dairy Queen is the base of the democrats and liberals who must be eradicated to restore the King President to his throne of glory.

Right?

You mean it's not Ikea?

 

[Free]

You mean it's not Ikea?

It's all about coverage. Dairy Queen's 4300+ locations blows Ikea out of the water. And, you know: ice cream.

 

[Soen Eber]

It's all about coverage. Dairy Queen's 4300+ locations blows Ikea out of the water. And, you know: ice cream.

But ... but but .. meatballs!

 

[detrius]

Made in 1997.

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

Though I spend a lot of time at Burger King. Undercover.

I'm covering Taco Bell. Plus, I'm hungry.

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

It was bound to happen, given the direction of our judiciary lately...

Judge holds gun ban for felony defendants unconstitutional

PECOS, Texas (AP) — A U.S. law banning those under felony indictments from buying guns is unconstitutional, a federal judge in West Texas ruled Monday. U.S. District Judge David Counts, whom then-President Donald Trump appointed to the federal bench, dismissed a federal indictment against Jose...

apnews.com

Congratulations, National Rifle Association and all its gun nuts. You've just made this country a far less safe place to be!

 

[Free]

 

[Innula Zenovka]

 

[Argent Stonecutter]

Holy mother of Disney, is this the litterbox story still alive weeks and weeks after it was authoritatively debunked?

 

[Innula Zenovka]

 

[Free]

Yeehaw, bleep bloop boop.

Oakland Cops Hope to Arm Robots With Lethal Shotguns

While official language condoning killer robots is shelved for now, Oakland police are still pursuing the option.

theintercept.com

IN A SERIES of little noted Zoom meetings this fall, the city of Oakland, California, grappled with a question whose consequences could shape the future of American policing: Should cops be able to kill people with shotgun-armed robots?

The back-and-forth between the Oakland Police Department and a civilian oversight body concluded with the police relinquishing their push for official language that would have allowed them to kill humans with robots under certain circumstances. It was a concession to the civilian committee, which pushed to bar arming robots with firearms — but a concession only for the time being.