Yay! YEEHAW, it's Shootin' Time

[detrius]

Dropping this here because I don't believe it deserves its own thread.

https://www.cbsnews.com/live-updates/white-house-gun-shots-north-lawn/

Yadda-yadda ballroom, RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Dog shoots woman with a shotgun at Nebraska convenience store

A police investigation revealed a canine accidentally fired a gun at a convenience store in Nebraska.

www.themirror.com

 

[detrius]

Dog shoots woman with a shotgun at Nebraska convenience store

A police investigation revealed a canine accidentally fired a gun at a convenience store in Nebraska.

www.themirror.com

Was Kristi Noem the woman who got shot?


ETA: also, that news article drifts off to report about at least two different stories that have noting to do with this incident. Who greenlit this?

 

[Casey Pelous]

Was Kristi Noem the woman who got shot?


ETA: also, that news article drifts off to report about at least two different stories that have noting to do with this incident. Who greenlit this?

Considering the weird, bass-ackward phrase, "The incident took place in the Scottsbluff town of Nebraska", I'm guessing "Hazel Gandhi" is an LLM. So is "her" editor.