The Make us Laugh Challenge Thread

[Caete]

Don't make me get out the special Mermaid whip for pirate training day, hmm?

That's just under 7 months away, plenty of time for getting into shape. I'll ink you in.

 

[Tigar]

I miss Gary Larson...

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his 4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event. The man thought, “Great… he’s 4 and I’m gonna have to start explaining the birds and bees. No need to jump the gun – I’ll just let him ask, and I’ll answer.”
After everything was over, the man walked over to his son and said, “Well son, do you have any questions?”
“Just one,” gasped the still wide-eyed lad. “How fast was that calf going when he hit the back of that cow?”

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

 

[Free]

 

[Sid]

 

[Clara D.]

Um, what? So far, Britney's about the only one coming out of this thread looking pretty good.

(And if anyone digs up that fucking video and posts it here, I will pull *my* whip out...)

 

[Caete]

 

[Caete]

 

[danielravennest]

Tinfoil hats are for amateurs. I use a stainless steel colander.

 

[Clara D.]

Tinfoil hats are for amateurs. I use a stainless steel colander.

Colanders have holes.

How to make a proper tinfoil hat: Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie

 

[Caete]

Tinfoil hats are for amateurs. I use a stainless steel colander.

 

[Innula Zenovka]

 

[Veritable Quandry]

Methods should be patented, not copy-written. I hate it when people get those mixed up.

 

[Veritable Quandry]

 

[Tigar]

Ralph Bakshi! LOTR!

 

[danielravennest]

 

[danielravennest]

Colanders have holes.

How to make a proper tinfoil hat: Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie

If the holes are less than 1/8 of a wave in size, the mind control beam can't penetrate.

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

If the holes are less than 1/8 of a wave in size, the mind control beam can't penetrate.

 

[Govi]