The Make us Laugh Challenge Thread

[Casey Pelous]

Stupid me played that video in a room with two sleeping cats. Two cats that are no longer sleeping, and who are getting revenge on me by staring out the window in a very freaked out manner like there is something really fucking scary out there.

I played that video and 3 outa 4 kitties came storming in here and swarmed around n’ maybe it was my imagination, but I coulda swore I heard ‘em yellin’ “Stop torturin’ taht kitty!”

Mine's a thug. He wandered in, apparently had a thought along the lines of, "Autotune? What is this, frickin' 1999?" and wandered back out sporting his (usual) look of disapproval.

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

Rofl

Oh, God! I'm sitting here in the school library trying, almost successfully*, to not burst out laughing!

* I let out a loud snort, which really didn't help matters at all.

 

[Beebo Brink]

'I love her more than ever': Couple married for 71 years

EPSOM, N.H. —
A couple in their 90s has spent more than seven decades together. In sickness and in health, the Gilsons are showing what true love means.

The New Hampshire couple met by accident, which turned into marriage about a year later with four children.

Very fast spawning, indeed.

 

[Essence Lumin]

 

[Bartholomew Gallacher]

 

[Caete]

King Ozymndias of Assyria was running low on cash after years of war with the Hittites. His last great possession was the Star of the Euphrates, the most valuable diamond in the ancient world. Desperate, he went to Crosus, the pawnbroker, to get a loan.

Crosus said, "I'll give you 100,000 dinars for it."

"But I paid a million dinars for it," the king protested. "Don't you know who I am? I am the king!"

Crosus replied, "When you wish to pawn a Star, makes no difference who you are."

 

[Free]

63 Hilarious Tumblr Feminists That Will Make Even The ‘Manliest’ Men Laugh

 

[Cristiano]

 

[Tigar]

My favorite one from Free’s link above;

 

[Tigar]

I’m pretty sure all of y’all have seen this before, it’s pretty old, but it must be posted again...

 

[Tigar]

Feed Me The Pain Salt!

 

[Veritable Quandry]

View attachment 204

 

[Essence Lumin]

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!

 

[Free]

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!

Um, what? So far, Britney's about the only one coming out of this thread looking pretty good.

(And if anyone digs up that fucking video and posts it here, I will pull *my* whip out...)

 

[Sid]

Wow: 300.980.346 views. So I must have been number 300.980.347.
No, I will not post it here.

 

[Tigar]

I woulda said “Sure, he’s yer cousin”, but so what?

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

Um, what? So far, Britney's about the only one coming out of this thread looking pretty good.

(And if anyone digs up that fucking video and posts it here, I will pull *my* whip out...)

Promises, promises.

 

[Caete]

Um, what? So far, Britney's about the only one coming out of this thread looking pretty good.

(And if anyone digs up that fucking video and posts it here, I will pull *my* whip out...)

/Dundeemode on

That's not a whip... *reaches behind me* Now this is a whip

/Dundeemode off

 

[Free]

 

[Myradyl Muse]

/Dundeemode on

That's not a whip... *reaches behind me* Now this is a whip

/Dundeemode off

Don't make me get out the special Mermaid whip for pirate training day, hmm?