The Make us Laugh Challenge Thread

[Beebo Brink]

 

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[Archer]

Not sure this belongs here, but it was very interesting.

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

I killed a really large mouse with a baseball bat today.

Totally freaked everyone else out at Disneyland!

 

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[Essence Lumin]

A big black bear walked into Bill's Bar in Butte, Montana. The bear came up to the bar and called over the bartender. The bartender says, "what can I get for you?" The bear says, "this bear is mighty thirsty, give this bear a beer." The bartender says "I'm sorry, there's a law on the books that says we can't serve a big black bear a beer in a bar in Butte". The bear responds, " this bear is really thirsty, you better give him a beer". The bartender repeats, "I'm sorry, but there's a law on the books that says we can't serve a big black bear a beer in a bar in Butte". The bear, a bit blustered, says "you better give this big black bear a beer or he's going to eat one of your customers". The bartender, again, says "I'm sorry, there's a law on the books that says we can't serve a big black bear a beer in a bar in Butte". The bear then saunters over to this beautiful woman sitting at the end of the bar and eats her alive. He walks back over to the bartender and says "now, are you gonna give this big black bear a beer or is he gonna have to eat another customer?" The bartender responds, "I'm sorry, there's a law on the books that says we cannot serve a big black bear a beer in a bar in Butte and furthermore, we can't serve anyone under the influence of narcotics." The bear exclaims "narcotics! I've never done drugs in my life!" The bartender looks at the bear and says "that was a bar biatch you ate".

 

[Soen Eber]

NO ONE likes Canada Geese

 

[Trasee Darkwatch]

A man goes to the doctor for a check up. Afterwards the doc tells him: "You are healthy, except that there is something wrong with your testicles. One is made of iron, the other made of wood." "Oh, what does that mean?" "It's not dangerous, but I'm afraid that you will never have children." "But...I already have two sons! One is named Pinocchio, the other Terminator!"

 

[Sid]

 

[Archer]

Omg I used to do that kind of stuff to my brothers all the time!

 

[Archer]

 

[Sid]

 

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[Trasee Darkwatch]

 

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[Sid]

Me: "I just burned 2000 calories in 20 minutes."
Friend: "How?"
Me: "I forgot to take my brownies out of the oven."

 

[Soen Eber]

We need a groan reaction.

 

[Sid]

My boss calls me "the computer"...
Nothing to do with intelligence, but
I go to sleep if left unattended for 15 minutes.

 

[Veritable Quandry]

 

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