The Make us Laugh Challenge Thread

[Jopsy Pendragon]

 

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Heard outside a bar...

Putin is dead. After burning in hell for a time, they decide to release him and send him back to Earth. He finds himself on a street in Moscow and walks into a bar. He orders a vodka and asks the bartender a question: “Does Crimea still belong to us?” “Yes,” the bartender answers. “How about Donbas, Kyiv and the rest of Ukraine?" “All still part of Russia,” the bartender answers. Satisfied, Putin finishes his drink and asks the bartender, “How much do I owe you?” The bartender says, "Five euros."

 

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[Archer]

 

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[Innula Zenovka]

 

[Essence Lumin]

What did the 0 say to the 8?

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Nice belt.

Did you hear about when two antennas got married?

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The ceremony was nothing special but the reception was amazing.

I'll stop now.

 

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[Sid]

The American dream:
Try to sell them for a profit.

 

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[Isabeau]

The end of the dick pics segment...

 

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