The Make us Laugh Challenge Thread

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[Romana]

 

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[Katheryne Helendale]

Two fishermen were sitting by a lake. Suddenly, a windsurfer races past them and makes a huge backflip, but failed the landing horribly.

When he didn’t surface, the two fishermen sailed towards his floating surfboard. They threw their nets in and pulled him up and saw to their horror that he was completely lifeless.

Straight away one of the fishermen started to give him mouth-to-mouth. After 5 seconds he yells, “Damn it! This guy’s breath is absolutely horrible!”

“We must have the wrong guy here,” the other fisherman says. “This one is wearing ice skates!”

 

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[Archer]

 

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[Katheryne Helendale]

A man walks into an apiary and asks for a dozen bees.

The beekeeper nods and carefully counts out 13 bees. The man realises this and points it out, “That’s one too many.”

“No worries,” the beekeeper says. “It’s a freebie.”

 

[Essence Lumin]

A man walks into an apiary and asks for a dozen bees.

The beekeeper nods and carefully counts out 13 bees. The man realises this and points it out, “That’s one too many.”

“No worries,” the beekeeper says. “It’s a freebie.”

If he'd given another half it would have been named Eric.

 

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[bubblesort]

It's a joke web site, unfortunately... but the headline is funny!

NASA confirms: In space, 'reverse cowgirl' and 'doggystyle' are the same thing

In a press conference today, administrators at NASA announced the much-anticipated results of recent research on the International Space Station into definitions of different sexual positions in space.

alternative-science.com

 

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Hmm.

 

[Jopsy Pendragon]

A man walks into an apiary and asks for a dozen bees.

The beekeeper nods and carefully counts out 13 bees. The man realises this and points it out, “That’s one too many.”

“No worries,” the beekeeper says. “It’s a freebie.”

A man walks into Daffy Daker's Bee Emporium and asks for 12 bees.

The beekeeper nods and carefully counts out 13 bees. The man realizes this and points it out, "That's one too many!"

"Wo Norries," says the proprietor, "It's a Daker's Buzzin."

 

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