WTF Sh*t's F*cked Up and Bullsh*t - a "Who Cares" thread for news

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I hate to say it, but... these look like insurance fires to me. One or two churches burning after finding a mass grave is not totally inconceivable, even if almost nobody burned churches when other massive scale human rights violations by the church came to light over the past decade or two (I do think it's appropriate to burn down institutions who commit genocide and are not being held accountable by the law, but that's beside the point). Burning more than a few churches, though? Looks suspicious to me. What I think is happening: The churches are losing members, becoming unprofitable, and when a church closes down, they are finding that old churches are harder to sell than new condos, especially since the church now removes all the old iconography when they sell it (that rule was instituted globally years ago, after a church in Pittsburgh became an awesome gay bar). Also, real estate prices in Canada are astronomical right now, so it's a good time to sell. This genocide story is a perfect opportunity to burn it all down, sell the land, and get out, to focus more resources on more profitable areas, with larger congregations.

 
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If anyone wants to know the true story of the USS Titanic according to Jaime Brockett, here it is. It involves 497 1/2 feet of rope that the first mate brought on board and that the captain smoked before running into an iceberg.


And he say.... you gotta let it out Cap'n!

They wouldn't let Jack Johnson on board
they said this ship don't haul no....
Fare thee well Titanic, fare the well.

I've known it by heart for decades. I used to memorize the lyrics of whole albums. lol



JCS first lines (Judas)

My mind is clearer now
at last all to well
I can see where we all soon will be


I know. I'm weird. But that's what happens when you grow up isolated from... well, everything.
 

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Having never heard of Felixstowe, I looked it up. Largest container port in the UK. So that makes sense as a parking spot for the Ever Given. I assume they are finally unloading the containers that have been stuck on this ship for months.
They are "only" unloading about 2,000 containers at Felixtowe. Most were unloaded in Rotterdam. I do wonder how much of the cargo will be viable after the delays.
 
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That time Ebay's corporate executives were like 'the answer to this problem is obviously criminal harassment'

That's a NYT article so if you're paywalled, just open and zoom this unroll image

tl;dr - someone was writing negative blog posts about Ebay, so Ebay's head of security decided to launch a secret campaign of stalking and vandalism of her home so that the company could publicly step in and "help" in the hopes of manipulating her into changing her mind or at least making her feel conscience-bound to acknowledge their help and write positive things about the company instead.
 

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I don't know why conservative groups like to deface the flag of the United States of America so much. I mean, that might sound harsh, but technically, any time you do things like this, or make, say, a thin blue line flag, that's defacement of the flag, in both heraldry and vexillology. Even thorugh 'defacement' is a technical term, that isn't necissarily negative, I think the people flying things like this and thin blue line flags would be quite upset at having it pointed out that they are flying a defaced American flag. So maybe if we start calling it what it is, the groups will make better flags.
 

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I wonder if they leave it out at night and how fireproof it is... 😇
It's a fun thought.....sadly though, I tend to think the kind of person who would put up a flag like that in front of their house is probably the kind of person who sits up all night with a gun waiting for someone to do something to it so he can kill them and tell the police it was a burglar that threatened his life.
 

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It's a fun thought.....sadly though, I tend to think the kind of person who would put up a flag like that in front of their house is probably the kind of person who sits up all night with a gun waiting for someone to do something to it so he can kill them and tell the police it was a burglar that threatened his life.
So distract them with a burning bag of dog poop at the door. 🤭



 
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