Nobody cares about food.

[Casey Pelous]

You expected it to be good for you and taste good?

That's not how quack medicine works.

 

[Dakota Tebaldi]

It is how APPLES work, though!

My favorite apples have always been Granny Smiths and Pink Ladies, because I like the tartness but also because sweeter apples tend to be a little softer and often seem to brown really quick too once they're sliced, which makes me feel like I have to rush eating them. But yesterday I tried a Cosmic Crisp for the first time and I think I finally found a favorite sweet apple. It's nice and crunchy and the slices can sit out a good while too, so I can snack all nice and leisurely-like.

 

[Essence Lumin]

I got in the mood to try new recipes tonight, for mongolian beef with oil fried vermicelli. I messed it up in a half dozen ways as happens with me with new recipes but next time will be better, but still tasty.

 

[Dakota Tebaldi]

 

[Isabeau]

I was like, wow, I didn’t know about the extra flesh in the pit.

’Tis not true
I had to look it up like the “Poisson” I am.

Regardless, the sandwich looks so good. Except, the toast are too dry. Needs butter.

 

[Isabeau]

Had all the ingredients to make some Thai style red curry that I’ve been craving all week but ran around all day and it was getting too late, and I was starving

So I had A&W.
Teen burger, poutine, and root beer.
I am satiated

 

[Isabeau]

Josh Johnson (@joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social)

Do you know who started the first food truck?

bsky.app

 

[Khamon]

There was banana pudding at an installation reception Saturday! I do like some banana pudding. It didn't have bananas in it, on purpose, because "texture." Well okay we'll eat the pudding and the wafers without the bananas. Then she said "oh and I forgot to put the cream cheese in too." Cream cheese, in banana pudding, with no bananas. That's bananas. Let's just call it whipped pudding with wafers kthx.

 

[Free]

When someone forgot to reorder enough deli containers.

 

[Khamon]

One has no suitable reaction for overpriced slabs of peanut butter meat.