Nobody cares about food.

[Casey Pelous]

You expected it to be good for you and taste good?

That's not how quack medicine works.

 

[Dakota Tebaldi]

It is how APPLES work, though!

My favorite apples have always been Granny Smiths and Pink Ladies, because I like the tartness but also because sweeter apples tend to be a little softer and often seem to brown really quick too once they're sliced, which makes me feel like I have to rush eating them. But yesterday I tried a Cosmic Crisp for the first time and I think I finally found a favorite sweet apple. It's nice and crunchy and the slices can sit out a good while too, so I can snack all nice and leisurely-like.

 

[Essence Lumin]

I got in the mood to try new recipes tonight, for mongolian beef with oil fried vermicelli. I messed it up in a half dozen ways as happens with me with new recipes but next time will be better, but still tasty.

 

[Dakota Tebaldi]

 

[Isabeau]

I was like, wow, I didn’t know about the extra flesh in the pit.

’Tis not true
I had to look it up like the “Poisson” I am.

Regardless, the sandwich looks so good. Except, the toast are too dry. Needs butter.

 

[Isabeau]

Had all the ingredients to make some Thai style red curry that I’ve been craving all week but ran around all day and it was getting too late, and I was starving

So I had A&W.
Teen burger, poutine, and root beer.
I am satiated

 

[Isabeau]

Josh Johnson (@joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social)

Do you know who started the first food truck?

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[Khamon]

There was banana pudding at an installation reception Saturday! I do like some banana pudding. It didn't have bananas in it, on purpose, because "texture." Well okay we'll eat the pudding and the wafers without the bananas. Then she said "oh and I forgot to put the cream cheese in too." Cream cheese, in banana pudding, with no bananas. That's bananas. Let's just call it whipped pudding with wafers kthx.

 

[Free]

When someone forgot to reorder enough deli containers.

 

[Khamon]

One has no suitable reaction for overpriced slabs of peanut butter meat.

 

[Isabeau]

 

[Innula Zenovka]

How to Not Get Poisoned in America

The minute I saw that Robert Kennedy Jr., a notorious disease-loving health crank, was going to be responsible for the nation’s health—and the health of its...

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[Noodles]

If you are not sure you are ready to accept this mighty sandwich, you could replace the Tomato with an Egg.

 

[Free]

If you are not sure you are ready to accept this mighty sandwich, you could replace the Tomato with an Egg.

That's just a LGBEQfast sandwich.

 

[Isabeau]

Thinking of trying my hands on making dumplings this weekend

Crispy Pan Fried Dumplings

Crispy Pan Fried Dumplings - a fun way to serve dumplings! A thin layer of dumpling lace or “dumpling skirt” is created by adding a mixture of cornstarch an...

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[Isabeau]

You know what, I also don't think iI really like bananas that much, either. They have to be exactly at the right amount of ripe for me (almost still green) and they're just not that tasy when you think about it.

They ARE easy to peel, though.

girl fieri (@laureneahmed.bsky.social)

I have realized that I eat bananas all the time but I don’t even like them they’re just a convenient fruit that comes with its own wrapper

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[Khamon]

The banana does a good job of carrying the dark local honey to my mouth every morning. It is healthier than eating a biscuit, or six, or seven ahem.

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

You know what, I also don't think iI really like bananas that much, either. They have to be exactly at the right amount of ripe for me (almost still green) and they're just not that tasy when you think about it.

They ARE easy to peel, though.

girl fieri (@laureneahmed.bsky.social)

I have realized that I eat bananas all the time but I don’t even like them they’re just a convenient fruit that comes with its own wrapper

bsky.app

I like bananas, but, like you, they have to be just the right ripeness. Greenish yellow is perfect. If they're fully yellow and starting to get brown spots, the flavor is off and the texture is icky.

 

[Rose Karuna]

The banana does a good job of carrying the dark local honey to my mouth every morning. It is healthier than eating a biscuit, or six, or seven ahem.

Give me home made flaky biscuits and sausage gravy any day of the week over a banana. Of course, this is why I'm a size 16 instead of a size 2 but at 70, I honestly don't really care.

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

Give me home made flaky biscuits and sausage gravy any day of the week over a banana. Of course, this is why I'm a size 16 instead of a size 2 but at 70, I honestly don't really care.

Ooh, I would kill* for a really good plate of biscuits and gravy!

*Or at least do really sketchy things.