Is Douchelini in Jail Yet??

[Free]

/me looks into the Trump thread...

 

[Soen Eber]

/me looks into the Trump thread...

Jumped the Shark

 

[Cindy Claveau]

/me looks into the Trump thread...

SLU + thread drift. Everything's normal

 

[Noodles]

Legislators will, I think, have to resolve various evidential presumptions about self-driving cars. Essentially, should courts assume that, unless there is evidence to the contrary, that the AI was working as intended at the time of the incident (whatever it is) that the court is considering, and should the court also assume that the AI acted as an experienced and careful driver would be expected to act under similar circumstances, or should the manufacturers have to defend their AI's decisions in particular cases?

I would say a requirement of black box data and the manufacturer being responsible for AI behavior. If the manufacturer can show, for example, that someone modified the code to make it always go 10+ mph over the speed limit, then the vehicle owner would end up at fault.

 

[Noodles]

Nothing is happening and nobody rxpect anything to actually happen with Trump and jail.

 

[Free]

It may start coming fast and furious now.

Fulton County DA subpoenas Trump ally Kerik to testify, and he wants immunity

The Fulton County district attorney’s office has issued a subpoena to former New York Police Commissioner Bernie Kerik to testify in the first trial later this month in the case stemming from election subversion plots in Georgia, according to his lawyer.

But Kerik’s lawyer, Tim Parlatore, is demanding that his client be granted immunity in exchange for testifying, pointing out that prosecutors indicated in the indictment that Kerik was a “co-conspirator” in the case. While not named in the indictment, CNN previously reported that Kerik is co-conspirator No. 5.

With the Kerik subpoena, the Fulton County district attorney’s office is trying to secure potentially crucial trial testimony from a witness who can shed light on various efforts by former President Donald Trump and his allies to upend the 2020 election results in Georgia. Two of the 19 defendants – pro-Trump lawyer Kenneth Chesebro and former Trump campaign lawyer Sidney Powell – are set to go on trial on October 23.

 

[Innula Zenovka]

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

Trump Goes on Bizarre ‘Would You Rather’ Rally Rant

The former president, who’s making a second run at the White House, bizarrely told supporters that he’d rather be electrocuted than eaten by a shark.

www.thedailybeast.com

 

[Cindy Claveau]

A Pissed Off Trump Shows Up for His Bank Fraud Trial

A visibly angry Donald Trump appeared in a New York courtroom for the start of a bank fraud trial that has already sentenced his real estate empire to death.

A little after 10 a.m., Trump and his son Eric walked into court, surrounded by his large team of defense lawyers and a cadre of Secret Service agents. Trump, wearing a dark blue suit and a scowl, slowly made his way to his seat at the front of the courtroom. New York Attorney General Letitia James, whose investigators will make the case that the former president’s lies violated laws meant to maintain a fair and honest marketplace, sat in the front row behind her team of lawyers who have been digging into Trump’s faked personal financial statements for more than three years.

Justice Arthur F. Engoron, who oversaw bitter court fights during the investigation and had to repeatedly reprimand defense lawyers—and even fine the former president himself $110,000—commenced the long-awaited trial with a warm “good morning.”

 

[Free]

Oops?

 

[Soen Eber]

Oops?

Trump?
Jury Trial?
In New York City?

They're liable to bring back the electric chair if it was a jury trial in NYC.

 

[Innula Zenovka]

This is why Trump's schtick about "No one was harmed and the banks got their money back" won't wash -- it's not about compensating anyone for their losses. It's about confiscating the proceeds of his unlawful actions.

 

[Argent Stonecutter]

I would not expect an autonomous vehicle to at as an experienced and careful human driver. I would expect it to be far more conservative than that.

 

[Cindy Claveau]

 

[Free]

 

[Lexxi]

hmm. Vibrating nipples.

ETA:

 

[Kalel]

trying to shut him up with the gag order

Judge issues gag order in Trump fraud trial after ex-president posts about law clerk

Former President Donald Trump, who glared at NY Attorney General Letitia James on the tense first day of the trial, is present in the courtroom again for Day 2.

www.cnbc.com

 

[Innula Zenovka]

A thorough and sober analysis of the predicament in which Trump now finds himself

 

[Noodles]

trying to shut him up with the gag order

Judge issues gag order in Trump fraud trial after ex-president posts about law clerk

Former President Donald Trump, who glared at NY Attorney General Letitia James on the tense first day of the trial, is present in the courtroom again for Day 2.

www.cnbc.com

Only a real gag will work. Maybe one of those BDSM ones where the mouth is open so he can still be fed. Because god knows if you removed it he will just immidiately run his mouth.

Better stop the tweeting (Truthing?) with some hand covers too.

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

Anyone else doing the shit the Mango Moron is doing would be rotting in a jail cell right now, their bail being revoked.