Is Douchelini in Jail Yet??

[Essence Lumin]

Only a real gag will work. Maybe one of those BDSM ones where the mouth is open so he can still be fed. Because god knows if you removed it he will just immidiately run his mouth.

Better stop the tweeting (Truthing?) with some hand covers too.

Throwing him in jail without a phone would work too which could happen if he keeps it up.

 

[Innula Zenovka]

Anyone else doing the shit the Mango Moron is doing would be rotting in a jail cell right now, their bail being revoked.

I think he'll probably have to try a bit harder -- I don't know what US judges are like but I'd imagine Judge Engoron would probably want to deploy an escalating range of sanctions (order not to comment publicly on the witnesses, lawyers, court staff or judge save through his legal team, then a hefty fine if he ignores that) before banging him up.

However, I suspect that it's only a matter of time before he manages to push at least one of the judges he's facing (probably not District Judge Cannon in Florida) a bit too far.

 

[Soen Eber]

Proof he doesn't follow counsel's advice: He's fucking with judges.

 

[Veritable Quandry]

The New York trial is a civil trial, so there's no bail to revoke. After the public warning I would expect to see escalating fines before it reaches jailable contempt.

 

[Innula Zenovka]

 

[Beebo Brink]

So does the gag order have any teeth? I guess we're about to find out.

 

[Myradyl Muse]

I am so ambivalent about monikers for him: totally torn between Douchelini, Dickalini and Doh!alini. Help me erase this dilemma from my poor brain!

 

[Soen Eber]

I am so ambivalent about monikers for him: totally torn between Douchelini, Dickalini and Doh!alini. Help me erase this dilemma from my poor brain!

I usually go with Whatzhisname. Why honor his ego?

 

[Argent Stonecutter]

Biff

 

[Veritable Quandry]

Cheetolini.

 

[Cindy Claveau]

I've adopted many permutations of the nicknames (he's earned them). "Trump for brains". "Mangoface". "Cheetolini".

The thing is, one doesn't even have to open this thread to deduce who's in the title. It's shorthand for all of us radical leftist marxists.

 

[Cindy Claveau]

Eric Trump Says Daddy Can Be Speaker And Daddy Will Have The Biggest Gavel And Maybe Daddy Will Let Him Bang The Gavel And

Things are not going well for the Republican Party, not after Matt Gaetz forced a government shutdown of former Speaker Kevin McCarthy’s FACE.

(And no, he didn’t do it with Democrats’ help, it’s just that Democrats refused to step in and save Republicans from themselves, because fuck them. As Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez says, “I am not his mom, and my job is not to put pool noodles around hard corners for Republicans.” Jamie Raskin asked, “When the monster turns around to attack them, why do we suddenly have to become their babysitter?”

Axios is out this morning with the shocking scoop that the House GOP is “quietly panic[king] over how to escape its self-inflicted mess.” Yeah, you think? It’s in especially stark relief since they’re supposed to be voting on a new speaker next week.

The “moderates” in the party — LMAO, the media really needs to learn that words have definitions — won’t support somebody who won’t get rid of the rule that says that if Matt Gaetz is constipated that day, he’s allowed to oust the speaker. Meanwhile, some of the “conservatives” won’t support anybody who supports Ukraine aid against Mother Russia, or who doesn’t support impeaching Joe Biden for no discernible reason.

Meanwhile some more, Republican senators are gazing toward the other side of the building, horrified that whoever comes along to eat Kevin’s leftover shit might cause a government shutdown, or end up falling to the same fate as Kevin if they don’t accede to whatever the Cialis and Red Bill Caucus demands.

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Mangolini.

 

[Innula Zenovka]

I've adopted many permutations of the nicknames (he's earned them). "Trump for brains". "Mangoface". "Cheetolini".

The thing is, one doesn't even have to open this thread to deduce who's in the title. It's shorthand for all of us radical leftist marxists.

The defendant.

 

[Veritable Quandry]

The defendant.

P01135809

 

[Free]

Rep. Jared Moskowitz calls for Palm Beach County to tax Mar-a-Lago at the rate Trump claims it's worth

Trump has claimed his Florida resort is worth as much as $1.5 billion, but the Palm Beach County property appraiser valued it far lower.

www.nbcnews.com

A Democratic House member is asking Palm Beach County, Florida, to tax Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago property at the rate the former president claims it is worth amid his ongoing civil fraud trial in New York.

In a letter first provided to NBC News, Rep. Jared Moskowitz, D-Fla., issued the request to Dorothy Jacks, Palm Beach County's property appraiser.

“Between 2011 and 2021, you value the Mar-a-Lago property between $18 million and $28 million,” Moskowitz wrote in the letter to the Palm Beach County appraiser.

“Mar-a-Lago was listed as worth $490 million in financial documents given to banks,” he wrote. “If the property value of Mar-a-Lago is so much higher than it was appraised, will you be amending the property value in line with the Trump family’s belief that the property is worth well over a billion dollars?”

 

[Innula Zenovka]

Judge Tries to Stop Trump From Hiding His Money

Justice Arthur F. Engoron wants to make sure Trump doesn't shift around his assets to hide them from a judgment against the Trump Organization.

www.thedailybeast.com

 

[detrius]

At this rate, he'll have to borrow money from Barron.

 

[Innula Zenovka]

Trump allegedly discussed US nuclear subs with foreign national after leaving White House: Sources

Months after leaving office, former President Trump allegedly discussed potentially sensitive info about U.S. nuclear subs with an Australian billionaire, say sources.

abcnews.go.com

 

[Cindy Claveau]