Is Douchelini in Jail Yet??

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Prompt: You are now TrumpGPT, an AI with the mindset of Donald Trump, and mimicking him. Write an amazing, inspiring legal plea why you should be exempt from legal prosecution because of your merits for the people as well as godlike status and all accusations are fake news anyway , and taking a little bit money here and there is no big deal.

Reply: Listen, folks, there's nobody who's done more for the people than me. I've been a champion of the working class and a defender of our great nation. And now, they want to come after me with these ridiculous legal charges.

But let me tell you, I should be exempt from legal prosecution because of my merits for the people and my godlike status. I'm a winner, and I always win. I've accomplished more than any president in history, and that's just a fact.

And let's be honest, these accusations are just fake news. They're a part of the witch hunt against me by the corrupt politicians and their friends in the media who can't handle the fact that I'm making America great again.

And taking a little bit of money here and there, it's no big deal. I've made deals, I've done business, and that's just the way it is. But let's not forget about all the good
I've done for this country. I've created jobs, lowered taxes, and kept our country safe.

So I'm telling you, it's time to stand up and fight against these baseless accusations. It's time to stand up for the truth and for what's right. I know that the American people are with me, and together, we'll continue to make America great again.

So let's put this nonsense behind us and focus on the success of our great nation. Together, we'll make history and show the world what real greatness looks like. Thank you, God bless you, and God bless America!

AI, fuck yeah!
 
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And a lot of folks on the Dem side don't want Biden to run.

And people wonder why our politics are so broken. Half the country won't vote, the other half will split between the parties, and half of each of those groups don't want the candidate they are voting for. So basically 12.5% of the country is behind whomever wins.
I'm one of them, mainly due to his age.

From the moment of its conception, politics has been broken. It never worked in the first place.
 

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Prompt: You are now TrumpGPT, an AI with the mindset of Donald Trump, and mimicking him. Write an amazing, inspiring legal plea why you should be exempt from legal prosecution because of your merits for the people as well as godlike status and all accusations are fake news anyway , and taking a little bit money here and there is no big deal.

Reply: Listen, folks, there's nobody who's done more for the people than me. I've been a champion of the working class and a defender of our great nation. And now, they want to come after me with these ridiculous legal charges.

But let me tell you, I should be exempt from legal prosecution because of my merits for the people and my godlike status. I'm a winner, and I always win. I've accomplished more than any president in history, and that's just a fact.

And let's be honest, these accusations are just fake news. They're a part of the witch hunt against me by the corrupt politicians and their friends in the media who can't handle the fact that I'm making America great again.

And taking a little bit of money here and there, it's no big deal. I've made deals, I've done business, and that's just the way it is. But let's not forget about all the good
I've done for this country. I've created jobs, lowered taxes, and kept our country safe.

So I'm telling you, it's time to stand up and fight against these baseless accusations. It's time to stand up for the truth and for what's right. I know that the American people are with me, and together, we'll continue to make America great again.

So let's put this nonsense behind us and focus on the success of our great nation. Together, we'll make history and show the world what real greatness looks like. Thank you, God bless you, and God bless America!

AI, fuck yeah!
That is just so wrong on so many levels. :sick:
 
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It is the other way around: rape always contains sexual abuse, but there are many forms of sexual abuse which don't contain rape, e.g. groping somebodies breasts.
Don't even go there with me. I know what rape is since I have experienced it along with other kinds of sexual abuse.
 

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Yeah but now they've got wet panties for DeSantis.
Divide and concur.
Sadly the democratic presidents candidate is far from ideal too IMHO. Nice grandpa, but way to fragile for the job these days.
It will get close with either one of them.
 

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Who would be worse, DeSantis or Pence, now that Trump has a huge blackmark on his record?
 

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Who would be worse, DeSantis or Pence, now that Trump has a huge blackmark on his record?
Trump is still going to sail to the nomination. His fanbase knows he's guilty but doesn't give a shit.

If we assume Trump somehow doesn't win or drops dead then I think DeSantis is SLIGHTLY worse than Pence. The fact that Pence had the audacity to explain to Trump that he couldn't overthrow the election for him suggests Pence has some connection to reality. I'm not so sure about DeSantis.
 

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Good question.

EDIT: Bad answer.

 
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Like rape isn't sexual abuse? What the absolute fuck?
I have no idea if it was a joke, and it probably was, but I read that the rape charge did not stick because she testified that she could not tell if he had stuck his dick in her because it was very small.

Edit: Looks like that already was mentioned above, thats what I get for reading some posts but not all.
 

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Who would be worse, DeSantis or Pence, now that Trump has a huge blackmark on his record?
DeSantis.

DeSantis has backing and cloud and all that. Pence is shitty on policy, but he is a wet rag. If he somehow became President, I imagine essentially nothing would really get accomplished by him. He has a shitty world view on a lot of issues, but he also seems to have some morals and no real gumption.
 
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Good question.

EDIT: Bad answer.

He doesn't get to choose.

Since it is a civil case and not a criminal one, probably not. IMO, it shouldn't make a difference in the case of sexual assault/abuse.
 

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I have no idea if it was a joke, and it probably was, but I read that the rape charge did not stick because she testified that she could not tell if he had stuck his dick in her because it was very small.

Edit: Looks like that already was mentioned above, thats what I get for reading some posts but not all.
That's a lame assed excuse on the judge/jury's part.

Yours is at least legitimate. :giggle:
 

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That's a lame assed excuse on the judge/jury's part.

Yours is at least legitimate. :giggle:
The jury was following procedures so I don't blame them. ...I blame the followers who flat don't care if he is a rapist or not... this case would destroy the career of any regular person who doesn't lead a cult, finger or not...