Is Douchelini in Jail Yet??

[GoblinCampFollower]

I was thinking more along the lines of, say, Jupiter.

TO GET MORE STUPIDER!!!!!!

But really, I don't care if he runs, I just don't want him in office ever again.

 

[WolfEyes]

I was thinking more along the lines of, say, Jupiter.

Nah. Aim for Sol.

 

[Cindy Claveau]

I was thinking more along the lines of, say, Jupiter.

Without a mask.

 

[detrius]

She was also appointed by Trump.

Considering Trump's conduct, I wouldn't be surprised if he flat-out orders her to dismiss the case on the first day of the trial.

 

[Soen Eber]

Nah. Aim for Sol.

Trumps ability to corrupt and destroy is far greater than the sun's, please don't.

 

[detrius]

Trumps ability to corrupt and destroy is far greater than the sun's, please don't.

He's a strangelet?

 

[Lexxi]

I appreciate the clever "Yes he is" chant after "Trump's a Dick."

 

[WolfEyes]

Trumps ability to corrupt and destroy is far greater than the sun's, please don't.

The wimp can only dream of being that powerful.

 

[detrius]

Today is Trump's birthday, btw.

 

[Sid]

Today is Trump's birthday, btw.

I ain't gonna open the pie bar though.

 

[Free]

Judge allows E. Jean Carroll to amend her defamation lawsuit to seek more damages against Trump

A federal judge will allow E. Jean Carroll to amend her original defamation lawsuit against former President Donald Trump to include comments he made at a CNN town hall.

Carroll, a former magazine columnist, asked the judge for permission to amend the initial November 2019 lawsuit so she could try to seek additional punitive damages after Trump repeated statements a federal jury found to be defamatory.

 

[Noodles]

Today is Trump's birthday, btw.

I am almost disappointed they did the indictment thing yesterday and not today now.

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

Despite serious legal threat, Trump turns day in court into a campaign event

Donald Trump’s four years in the White House were punctuated by the spectacle and attempts at showmanship he cultivated from years as a tabloid fixture and reality star. Trump’s history-making appearance Tuesday as a criminal defendant in a Florida federal court was no different. The former...

apnews.com

Because of course he did.

 

[Zaida Gearbox]

Trump campaign raises $2 million after arraignment on federal charges (msn.com)

So, if Dump Truck is charged with Espionage and he had documents about our nuclear program -then shouldn't be elligble for the death penalty like the Rosenbergs?

 

[Casey Pelous]

Trump campaign raises $2 million after arraignment on federal charges (msn.com)

So, if Dump Truck is charged with Espionage and he had documents about our nuclear program -then shouldn't be elligble for the death penalty like the Rosenbergs?

Death penalty for the Espionage Act only applies in wartime -- the Rosenbergs sold atomic secrets to the USSR during WWII.

Let's face it -- TFG is 77. He's not in what you'd call splendid shape. Chances of him living long enough to see the lethal injection chamber in Terre Haute approach zero anyway.

 

[Veritable Quandry]

Death penalty for the Espionage Act only applies in wartime -- the Rosenbergs sold atomic secrets to the USSR during WWII.

Senate votes to keep 2001 authorization for war on terror

WASHINGTON (AP) — The Senate voted overwhelmingly Wednesday to continue congressional authorization for the use of military force in the global fight against terror, turning back an effort by Kentucky Sen.

apnews.com

 

[Innula Zenovka]

Trump now blames ‘mutants’ for indictment in latest Truth Social rant

In a characteristically rambling post on Truth Social, Mr Trump said that the indictment ‘hoax’ was the fault of misfits – and mutants

www.independent.co.uk

 

[Argent Stonecutter]

Nah. Aim for Sol.

It takes less delta-v to eject him from the solar system completely than to drop him into the sun.

 

[WolfEyes]

It takes less delta-v to eject him from the solar system completely than to drop him into the sun.

True. However, crashing into the sun would be more dramatic and that is right up the orange baboon's alley.

ETA: Someone that has access should do an AI image of him crashing into the sun.

 

[detrius]

It takes less delta-v to eject him from the solar system completely than to drop him into the sun.

The Sun is also surprisingly easy to miss, because
A.) it's a relatively small target (compared to the rest of the universe) and
B.) constantly releases a solar wind that pushes projectiles and rockets off course and gets stronger as you approach it.

It's like trying to throw a scrunched-up tissue paper at a fan.

So if you shoot a projectile at Sol, it's probably going to miss and end up in an orbit around the Sun or Earth, which means it will eventually end up back where it started.