"Florida Man" is still at it

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:) methinks Ray is from Sunnyvale...but will take the opportunity to say how much I hates living in Florida
 

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I actually kind of like the weirdness here but the the ridiculous traffic during tourist season, extreme bugs, low wages, high cost of living and extreme unfriendliness and overall rudeness has driven my husband and I to start looking for a place to retire in North or South Carolina.
 

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Florida man growing increasingly suspicious of the perfectly normal day he’s having

“I’m tempting fate just talking about it,” warned an anxious Peterson, 48, at his suburban home. “It’s almost dinner time and I haven’t felt compelled to do anything inexplicably insane. Last week alone I somehow managed to set myself on fire at a daycare, accidentally eat bath salts and bite a cop, and wander into an alligator enclosure where I had to punch my way to freedom. But today? Today I just went to work, got groceries, and mowed the lawn. I’m terrified. Something big has to be coming my way.”
 

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I actually kind of like the weirdness here but the the ridiculous traffic during tourist season, extreme bugs, low wages, high cost of living and extreme unfriendliness and overall rudeness has driven my husband and I to start looking for a place to retire in North or South Carolina.
Rose, I just can't stand these people anymore. Before I was laid off (30+ yrs wtf) I had to just stay silent with the christrian/conservative/fox friends frame of mind. I am so done.
 

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Well okay, I have to give this dude credit for being a bit more clever than our typical fare.
 
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