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methinks Ray is from Sunnyvale...but will take the opportunity to say how much I hates living in Florida
“I’m tempting fate just talking about it,” warned an anxious Peterson, 48, at his suburban home. “It’s almost dinner time and I haven’t felt compelled to do anything inexplicably insane. Last week alone I somehow managed to set myself on fire at a daycare, accidentally eat bath salts and bite a cop, and wander into an alligator enclosure where I had to punch my way to freedom. But today? Today I just went to work, got groceries, and mowed the lawn. I’m terrified. Something big has to be coming my way.”
Rose, I just can't stand these people anymore. Before I was laid off (30+ yrs wtf) I had to just stay silent with the christrian/conservative/fox friends frame of mind. I am so done.I actually kind of like the weirdness here but the the ridiculous traffic during tourist season, extreme bugs, low wages, high cost of living and extreme unfriendliness and overall rudeness has driven my husband and I to start looking for a place to retire in North or South Carolina.
(nope, not normal at all)Wally, who shares his home with another gator, Scrappy, lives in a 300-gallon pond Henney built in his living room. He loves to watch TV and lay down on the couch or bed. His diet includes frozen rats and chicken.
“They aren’t for everyone,”Henney said. “But what can I say. I’m not normal.”
I like to reuse the funny ones.Not originally.
Yeah, the jokes pretty much write themselves at that point don't they?