Trump Clearly Near Death

[Soen Eber]

On the golf course, next to Ivana.

I've changed my mind. Underneath a civil service parking lot. There is precedence in at least 2 major European countries.

 

[detrius]

Crossroads have historically been used as burial sites, if people wanted to make sure the deceased wouldn't come back to haunt them.

In Great Britain, there existed a tradition of burying criminals and suicides at the crossroads. This may have been due to the crossroads marking the boundaries of the settlement coupled with a desire to bury those outside of the law outside the settlement, or that the many roads would confuse the dead.[4] Crossroads were also commonly used as a place of criminal punishment and execution (e.g. by gibbet or dule tree), which may have also been a reason for it being a site of suicidal burial as suicide was considered a crime. This ritual of crossroads burial dates back to Anglo-Saxon times and continued until being abolished in 1823.[5]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crossroads_(folklore)#Medieval_folklore

 

[Dakota Tebaldi]

Trying to remember from waaaaaay back when I was little, because I just don't care enough to spend even the meager effort it would take to look it up: I think the death of a president gets half-staff flag at all government facilities for 30 days. Doubtless Trump supporters across the country will try to find some way to mimic a half-staff on their little home flags, so that might be amusing.

I also seem to remember that you're "supposed to" have your headlights on for that entire time too for respect reasons. Well, my car has always-on DRL so whoever performatively cares enough to see if other people are having their lights on will have to be satisfied with that, odds are they won't know the difference anyway.

 

[Essence Lumin]

I watched a little of Trump's speech. Who knows how long he will last but he doesn't look like he will keel over next week.

 

[GoblinCampFollower]

I watched a little of Trump's speech. Who knows how long he will last but he doesn't look like he will keel over next week.

I bet he had a medical incident just now, but we obviously don't know what and they have every incentive to not tell us.

 

[Innula Zenovka]

Confessions of a Disinformer

Did I really start a massive hoax?

www.unpopularfront.news

Last Friday evening, unable to watch the Mets game due to a broadcasting blackout, I tweeted, “Trump is Dead. He died on Wednesday.” Why? Well, he hadn’t been seen for a couple of days, and it seemed sort of funny to me. I didn’t really have any intent while doing this. It was, in the parlance of our times, a shitpost. And not even that, because that implies a desire to troll or disconcert. I didn’t have any developed motive; I had an impulse. I noticed that some of my funnier friends seemed to think it was funny and were liking it. (Some likes are better than others.) A success! I went to bed.

 

[Free]

 

[Free]

Oh, so NOW is the time to have that discussion, is it? Got it.

It’s time to have a serious conversation about Trump’s health

Six questions worth digging into more.

www.doomsdayscenario.co

 

[Jopsy Pendragon]

On the golf course, next to Ivana.

Edited to add: I didn't intend for it, but I'm starting to think that this idea of "Dumpster Fireworks" has some merit...

 

[Cindy Claveau]

Poor Melania must be beside herself with worry.

Her biggest worry is that the cheapskate will die and cut her out of everything she's plotted entitled to.

She should worry.

 

[Cindy Claveau]

He's never felt better!

 

[Casey Pelous]

Her biggest worry is that the cheapskate will die and cut her out of everything she's plotted entitled to.

She should worry.

Oh, come on. Have a little compassion. There's also what to wear to the funeral and how to get through it without giggling.

 

[Bartholomew Gallacher]

Trying to remember from waaaaaay back when I was little, because I just don't care enough to spend even the meager effort it would take to look it up: I think the death of a president gets half-staff flag at all government facilities for 30 days. Doubtless Trump supporters across the country will try to find some way to mimic a half-staff on their little home flags, so that might be amusing.

Even worse, one of the next to be build super carriers could be named USS Donald Trump.

 

[Casey Pelous]

Even worse, one of the next to be build super carriers could be named USS Donald Trump.

2035 headline: Canada Sinks Carrier, Says "Sorry!"

 

[detrius]

Even worse, one of the next to be build super carriers could be named USS Donald Trump.

USS Cadet Bonespurs

 

[Spirits Rising]

He's never felt better!

... Professor Yana?! (Doctor Who reference)

 

[Innula Zenovka]

Trump’s Health Problems Won’t Save Us

The fascist movement will outlive him.

www.everythingishorrible.net

It might cheer us up a bit, though, albeit temporarily.

 

[Free]

Trump’s Health Problems Won’t Save Us

The fascist movement will outlive him.

www.everythingishorrible.net

I'm sorry, but it'll do more than cheer us up for a while. If he lives through 2028, we have a whole slew of anti-democratic shit we'll need to contend with, up to and including Trump shutting down elections in some manner. I don't see that J.D. Vance and his Couch Brigade would be allowed to pull that off.

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

All I know is, when he finally goes, I plan to attend his funeral.

His grave isn't going to piss on itself, after all.

 

[Noodles]

All I know is, when he finally goes, I plan to attend his funeral.

His grave isn't going to piss on itself, after all.

Oh oh, new business idea for anyone who lives near by.

For those who cannot make it, you can have a paid ssrvice where they mail you their piss, like in a jar, and you take it out and dump it on the grave for them.

Just make sure to use proper PPE.