Trump Clearly Near Death

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Oh oh, new business idea for anyone who lives near by.

For those who cannot make it, you can have a paid ssrvice where they mail you their piss, like in a jar, and you take it out and dump it on the grave for them.

Gloves are not optional attire for the couriers employed by that company.

 

[Khamon]

The carrier will have to be christened USS GREATEST MOST WONDERFUL CARRIER OF ALL TIME ANYWHERE EVER if it is truly named to honor D'ump.

 

[Isabeau]

Shitty McShitface

 

[Casey Pelous]

This whole Trump deathwatch reminds me of an incident in my misspent youth. Willie Nelson was in town, and Jerry Jeff Walker was the opening act. Jerry Jeff has since sobered up, but at the time, he was probably the hardest partying member of a notoriously hard-partying bunch of Texas outlaw musicians. The running joke was, "I know all the words to Jerry Jeff's songs," followed by an incoherent off-key, "Wanna bonna fee ya wisha dooba whaaaaa ....." The roadies had a $5 pool going for which song Jerry would be singing when he fell off the stage, and we were laughing it up about that, only to look up and find Willie staring at us disapprovingly. Gulp. "Now, folks," Willie says, "Come on. You know that just ain't right. Jerry cain't help the way he is. Give the poor man a break. My gosh .....(silent pause while we all suddenly feel the need to gaze at the floor ...) Now. How much is it to get in on that pool?"

 

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'Not medically well': Trump's health questioned after his face seen drooping at 9/11 event

President Donald Trump spoke at the Pentagon for the annual Sept. 11 event, but some of his expressions are prompting questions about his health. After large bruises appeared on Trump's hands and his legs swelled as a result of chronic venous insufficiency, observers have been hyper-focused on...

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[Beebo Brink]

Is that the real Melania or one of her stand-ins?

 

[Cindy Claveau]

Is that the real Melania or one of her stand-ins?

How can we tell? She looks "appropriately" disgusted by him, but that can be coached.

 

[Veritable Quandry]

It's one of Musk's bots that they use for public events.

 

[Casey Pelous]

'Not medically well': Trump's health questioned after his face seen drooping at 9/11 event

President Donald Trump spoke at the Pentagon for the annual Sept. 11 event, but some of his expressions are prompting questions about his health. After large bruises appeared on Trump's hands and his legs swelled as a result of chronic venous insufficiency, observers have been hyper-focused on...

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That might just be the face he lapses into when no one present is talking about him for a few moments. I have seen three-year-olds have a similar expression for the same reason.

Another possibility is he thinks she's the one with a stinky diaper...

 

[Cindy Claveau]

That might just be the face he lapses into when no one present is talking about him for a few moments. I have seen three-year-olds have a similar expression for the same reason.

Another possibility is he thinks she's the one with a stinky diaper...

I am NOT a doctor, but both of my parents had strokes. My husband has had one, too. And that droopy cheek in the photo, with the one-sided lip purse all look 100% like stroke symptoms IMO.

I'm fighting the temptation to say more because Siri might be listening.

 

[Cindy Claveau]

CNN slammed over Trump health coverage as 'face suddenly droops' on live TV

 

[Casey Pelous]

I am NOT a doctor, but both of my parents had strokes. My husband has had one, too. And that droopy cheek in the photo, with the one-sided lip purse all look 100% like stroke symptoms IMO.

I'm fighting the temptation to say more because Siri might be listening.

I'm sure you knew I was joking, but there is another real possibility -- Bell's Palsy. It's an inflammation of a facial nerve, sometimes -- maybe always, we don't know -- caused by viral infection. (Like The Herp, but probably any of the herpes family.) It's almost always unilateral, although there are rare cases of bilateral involvement. He doesn't seem to have the typical inability to close the eye on the affected side, unlike the poor fellow in the image below. For reasons I do not understand, there's usually no effect on speech. That seems almost impossible, but I cannot find anything in the info online that mentions anything about speech. I had a friend who had it, and I don't remember it affecting her speech, so .... maybe it doesn't??

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What's odd is that if he gets well quickly, it was probably a stroke. If it takes months or more, with no other stroke symptoms, it's probably Bell's or, of course, the always popular Something Else. (This is where Dr. House says, "Come on, Foreman, you are as useless as last episode's simile for something useless! It isn't sarcoidosis! If it was, she'd have monkeys flying out of her butt by now!")

 

[Beebo Brink]

That sagging face illustration exactly captures the slope of Trump's mouth and the caved in appearance of his cheek.

 

[detrius]

What's odd is that if he gets well quickly, it was probably a stroke. If it takes months or more, with no other stroke symptoms, it's probably Bell's or, of course, the always popular Something Else. (This is where Dr. House says, "Come on, Foreman, you are as useless as last episode's simile for something useless! It isn't sarcoidosis! If it was, she'd have monkeys flying out of her butt by now!")

He's probably being held together by duct tape, orange stucco and a mix of cocaine, horse tranquilizer and pureed aborted fetuses.

 

[Casey Pelous]

He's probably being held together by duct tape, orange stucco and a mix of cocaine, horse tranquilizer and pureed aborted fetuses.

Ibogaine.

 

[GoblinCampFollower]

CNN slammed over Trump health coverage as 'face suddenly droops' on live TV

Donald Trump sparked concern as viewers bashed CNN for not stopping a broadcast as the President's face 'drooped'

How can anyone be so oblivious to their own double standards? When Biden had even the most minor mishaps, they SCREAMED about how it was proof he was dying and unfit for office.

 

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More on the Trump is not well front.

New conspiracies over Trump’s health swirl after CNN text interview

The president famously does not use email and is not known to frequently use text messages

www.independent.co.uk

President Donald Trump has reignited speculation over his health and physical stamina after he engaged in a bizarre interview with CNN conducted through text message over the weekend.

For months, reporters and other observers have noted that Trump’s speech has often been slurred during appearances, pressed the White House on the origins of bruising and heavy makeup to cover it on Trump’s hand, and requested information on his health, only to be rebuffed by the White House.

Now, the 79-year-old commander-in-chief has added to the questions with a written question-and-answer session, purportedly between him and anchor Jake Tapper, who hosted the network’s State of the Union program on Sunday.

Also,

The CNN anchor did not explain how he verified that it was the president — not any of his aides — who authored the written responses to his questions.

He also did not explain whether he’d made any effort to speak with the president by phone, something that has become commonplace for reporters covering the second Trump administration because Trump has maintained use of his personal mobile phone since returning to the presidency and frequently uses it to contact reporters directly.

The president’s purported text message exchange with Tapper was also unusual because Trump is not known to be a frequent user of his phone’s text message capacity.

Tapper is phoning his job in. Just not with Trump.

 

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'No one has an annual physical twice': Trump insider baffled by Friday hospital visit

According to Salon’s Brian Karem, there is at least one Donald Trump insider who finds the president’s visit on Friday to Walter Reed National Military Medical Center concerning.Earlier in the week, White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt told reporters that the 79-year-old Trump, whose...

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According to Salon’s Brian Karem, there is at least one Donald Trump insider who finds the president’s visit on Friday to Walter Reed National Military Medical Center concerning.

Earlier in the week, White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt told reporters that the 79-year-old Trump, whose health issues have become fodder for online speculation, would “stop by for his routine yearly check up.”

However, it was then reported that the president’s last known medical screening was in April — just six months ago.

Not so "routine," apparently.

 

[Soen Eber]

At that age things move pretty fast, Ii'd probably have 6 month checkups

My self, I hope some judge freezes all his accounts after he dies; he will owe a lot of people money after everything works it's way through the legal process

 

[GoblinCampFollower]

Though I'm not convinced he's about to die (or that he's not), we know he's not perfectly healthy and it's fun to see them try to lie about it. He definitely has something going on, we just don't know what.