Trump Clearly Near Death

[Cristiano]

Trump not been seen in public in nearly a week. This morning, pictures were released (after days of old pictures being passed off as current). No video, no public speaking.



There has been speculation that he suffered a major medical incident, possibly a stroke. The pictures today escalated that speculation:


Potential explanation:

 

[Cristiano]

Because we are in the craziest timeline, there is speculation Trump was poisoned by Putin in Alaska. His health has rapidly deteriorated since he was alone in the limo with Putin. It is actually plausible, which is crazy in itself.

 

[Cristiano]

 

[Kalel]

Swollen legs... makeup on hand...

Trump is checked for lower leg swelling and diagnosed with a common condition in older adults

The White House says President Donald Trump had a recent medical checkup after he noticed “mild swelling” in his lower legs.

apnews.com

 

[Cristiano]

Swollen legs... makeup on hand...

Trump is checked for lower leg swelling and diagnosed with a common condition in older adults

The White House says President Donald Trump had a recent medical checkup after he noticed “mild swelling” in his lower legs.

apnews.com

That was a month ago. His condition has rapidly declined in the past two weeks.

 

[Free]

The TIktok psychics are on it!

 

[Cristiano]

 

[Free]

 

[Cindy Claveau]

Newest most favorite nickname: "Cankles McTaco"

 

[Isabeau]

@darlinghamburger.bsky.social

Hi, what the fuck is going on at Walter Reed?

bsky.app

 

[Jopsy Pendragon]

Honestly, I'm torn. As much as I want him gone... I really don't want to go through the "nation in mourning" b.s. for that rancid sack of lard and bile.

I'm spending far too much time trying to decide what my response to the inevitable should be. "Bye Felicia" seems apt.

The fact that tax payers will probably be paying for the security detail around his inevitable final resting spot. I bet within 2 years there'll be multiple lethal conflicts over his grave between rump worshipers and vandals.

 

[Free]

Honestly, I'm torn. As much as I want him gone... I really don't want to go through the "nation in mourning" b.s. for that rancid sack of lard and bile.

How about he falls into a coma where he lingers for years until just after the next presidential election?

 

[Isabeau]

I just hope it’s painful.

And if it’s public, like falling down airforce one or choking on a taco, well memes and gifs will just be a nice bonus.

 

[Cindy Claveau]

Honestly, I'm torn. As much as I want him gone... I really don't want to go through the "nation in mourning" b.s. for that rancid sack of lard and bile.

I was afraid of that, too. But the more I've seen of the protests around the country, the more I think there will be celebrations rather than maudlin mourning over the dessicated remains.

They would be well advised to bury him in a secret location.

 

[Innula Zenovka]

Because we are in the craziest timeline, there is speculation Trump was poisoned by Putin in Alaska. His health has rapidly deteriorated since he was alone in the limo with Putin. It is actually plausible, which is crazy in itself.

Why would Putin want Trump dead? What's in it for him?

 

[Cristiano]

Why would Putin want Trump dead? What's in it for him?

A couple of reasons come to mind. I am not saying this happened, but it is driven by the fact that his health has rapidly deteriorated since Alaska.

1) Trump has been at least making a show of trying to stop Russia from continuing to invade Ukraine. Putin wants Ukraine, period. He is not interested in peace.
2) It would be the ultimate power move on the world stage for Putin to kill an American president, especially now that relations are tightening with Russia, China and India.
3) For sport. Putin is notorious for taking out his enemies. While Trump doesn't qualify per se, maybe he is just done with finding him useful for anything.

 

[Casey Pelous]

Honestly, I'm torn. As much as I want him gone... I really don't want to go through the "nation in mourning" b.s. for that rancid sack of lard and bile.

I'm spending far too much time trying to decide what my response to the inevitable should be. "Bye Felicia" seems apt.

The fact that tax payers will probably be paying for the security detail around his inevitable final resting spot. I bet within 2 years there'll be multiple lethal conflicts over his grave between rump worshipers and vandals.

If only one could purchase stock in Jeremy Clarkson's, "Oh, no! Anyway...."

 

[Monica Dream]

Peter Theil and the Heritage Foundation got what they wanted from him, now Trump is expendable.

Lives? Dies? It changes fuck-all.

For the next thirty to seventy years we will remain an increasingly fascist country.

 

[Casey Pelous]

Why would Putin want Trump dead? What's in it for him?

My guess: In MAGA minds, 47 is too tough and smart for Putin.

 

[Monica Dream]

Why would Putin want Trump dead? What's in it for him?

Nothing. That's why I don't buy it for a minute. Although I also believe whatever the truth is, it's a moot point.


(Off topic: is that the right spelling? I'm vibed out because that's also the name of the 4chan guy. It's terrifying me how much of my vocabulary has turned into swiss cheese over the past year)