Things you can say about your car, but not your partner

[Dakota Tebaldi]

"Hey there, I was just driving by and saw that beautiful thing you got sitting in your yard. I don't suppose you're interested in selling?"

 

[Caete]

These older models have full sized spare tires

 

[WinterRabbit]

I drove him til he was worn out.

 

[Clara D.]

It was cheap, but it works.

 

[WinterRabbit]

He takes it up the tail pipe.

 

[Free]

She runs a little hot.

 

[Dakota Tebaldi]

In the summertime I like to cruise around with her top down. Believe me, everyone's head turns when we roll by.

 

[WinterRabbit]

If he gives me any more trouble I'd trade him in for another.

 

[Victorianna Writer]

She's purrrrty

 

[Kaimi Kyomoon]

I don't know what to do about the rust.

 

[Casey Pelous]

"Oh, they all do that."

 

[Victorianna Writer]

oops, it slipped

 

[Sid]

It's a bag of scrap.

 

[Myficals]

Hell, I'm drunk. Can you take her home tonight?

 

[Free]

Riding shotgun!

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

You think I could get a ride on that?

 

[Victorianna Writer]

I don't remember.....I must have been too drunk.

 

[WinterRabbit]

He needs a new rim.

 

[Clara D.]

Just going to drive her til she quits.

 

[Victorianna Writer]

His rubber wore out and got a hole lol.