Things you can say about your car, but not your partner

[Veritable Quandry]

I just rent one when I need to. It's cheaper in the long run.

 

[WinterRabbit]

I'd rather ride the bus than you tonight.

 

[Dakota Tebaldi]

Man, that trunk is huge.

 

[Kalel]

it goes down hill really fast...

 

[Sid]

It has lots of airbags.

 

[WinterRabbit]

He's worn out and could use a little work.

 

[Jopsy Pendragon]

He wasn't as fun anymore, and started to smell bad. So I donated him to charity.

 

[WinterRabbit]

There's a lot of junk in the trunk if you know what I mean.

 

[Ellie]

I drove her into the lake to claim on the insurance.

 

[Soen Eber]

I don't care, insurance will cover it.

 

[Free]

Burns rubber.

 

[Clara D.]

That'll buff out.

 

[Veritable Quandry]

Can't decide if I prefer a blower or injection...

 

[Casey Pelous]

Badly in need of a wax job, but other than that ....

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

Seems I wore the battery down again.

 

[Free]

The "gearshift" keeps sticking me.

 

[Govi]

The "gearshift" keeps sticking me.

You had a different knob before, didn't you?

 

[WinterRabbit]

He likes to toot his own horn.

 

[Stora]

The emissions are getting worse.

 

[danielravennest]

My cars are old enough to vote (both 2000 models). My girlfriend, on the other hand ...