WTF Sh*t's F*cked Up and Bullsh*t - a "Who Cares" thread for news

[Innula Zenovka]

 

[Argent Stonecutter]

Snowflakes.

 

[Free]

Snowflakes.

Which are white.

Racist.

 

[Innula Zenovka]

Met officer arrested on suspicion of belonging to banned rightwing group

Frontline constable, 21, suspected of membership of group linked to terrorism

www.theguardian.com

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Wow dude.


Found the death panel.

 

[Zaida Gearbox]

Five Central Bucks Schools Closed, After-School Activities Canceled Due to Coronavirus Concerns

Five schools in the Central Bucks School District in the Philadelphia suburbs were closed Friday because the district says a group of children and staff within the district were exposed to a confirmed case of the new coronavirus by an out-of-state guest.

www.nbcphiladelphia.com

And, yesterday the Harrisonburg, Va TV3 website briefly reported that a family - one of which had just come back from Italy - had self quarantined. Plus, something was up at the urgent care - they weren't letting anyone in or out and the health department was called in. Coronavirus in Harrisonburg scares the shit out of me because of my mom. She would almost certainly die if she got it.

I told my sister - if it was me - I'd pull all 3 of the kids out of school and homeschool for the rest of the school year because it would also be REALLY bad if my nephew got it.

 

[Govi]

Wow dude.


Found the death panel.

If Santelli's horrid dream happens, I sincerely hope that he is one of the select 2% that don't survive his ideal plague. He and those who think like him can die for all the misery that they and their financial derivatives have caused the world. Dickheads.

 

[Innula Zenovka]

 

[Free]

Gotta prep hard to take out the coronavirus zombies.

 

[Innula Zenovka]

Burning calories: pig starts farm fire by excreting pedometer

Seventy-five square metres of farm near Leeds set alight after copper in pedometer battery reacted with dung and dry hay

www.theguardian.com

 

[Zaida Gearbox]

Twitter should totally change it's name to Oinker. Seems much more legit than a cute little tweeting bird.

 

[Dakota Tebaldi]

JFC this clown


Surprised he even made it onto the plane to begin with after that performance.

 

[Dakota Tebaldi]

Twitter should totally change it's name to Oinker. Seems much more legit than a cute little tweeting bird.

 

[Brenda Archer]

I have a mental image of people stuck for days in a bomb shelter.

 

[Zaida Gearbox]

I work from home, so a quarantine wouldn't be that different from my normal life except Hub would be here driving me crazy.

 

[Innula Zenovka]

 

[Isabeau]

Reckless and Unrepentant Smurfs Continue Their Defiance

A French mayor defended the recent mass gathering of Smurfs.

www.thecut.com

 

[Innula Zenovka]

‘Dad called him a legend’: Boy caught selling pumps of his hand sanitiser at school amid coronavirus outbreak

He spent earnings on Doritos, mother claims

www.independent.co.uk

A schoolboy was punished after selling squirts of hand gel to classmates amid the coronavirus outbreak.

The 13-year-old was caught letting children use his hand sanitiser for 50p a time after he extended the offer to a teacher.

Staff called his mother, Jenny Tompkins, to ask for consent to send him home from school for breaching their rules.

Recent figures have shown demand for hand gel has soared in the UK as people look to protect themselves against Covid-19, which has infected over 450 in the country as of Thursday.

Oliver Cooper, who attends Dixons Unity Academy in Leeds, made £9 from his enterprise, according to his mother.

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

‘Dad called him a legend’: Boy caught selling pumps of his hand sanitiser at school amid coronavirus outbreak

He spent earnings on Doritos, mother claims

www.independent.co.uk

Future Prime Minister!

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

‘Dad called him a legend’: Boy caught selling pumps of his hand sanitiser at school amid coronavirus outbreak

He spent earnings on Doritos, mother claims

www.independent.co.uk

Because capitalism!