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“Having so many worshipers means some churches have to turn away people after they run out of wafers but with scam sacrament sellers you never know what you’re actually eating, so don’t risk it,” explained one priest.

“They’ll tell you it’s the body of Christ, but of the counterfeit stuff we’ve seized so far, analyses show the wafers are cut with talcum powder, rat poison, you name it and are actually the bodies of a number of lesser known saints,” explained a spokesperson for the Carabinieri.

UPDATE: 14 people have had to seek treatment in Rome hospitals after consuming wafers marked by an embossed upside down cross, with people experiencing demonic fits. Symptoms include speaking Latin backwards and their heads achieving 360 degree rotations.
Rome Police Issue Counterfeit Communion Wafer Warning In Lead Up To Pope’s Funeral
 

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Mixed thoughts about this one. When the paych wards were all closed here people unable to take care of themselves were just dumped into the streets and many ended up in regular jail instead.

Seems like Murica is gearing up to declaring queers ‘ill’ and using these as a social disposal system. And since that will be privatized and fascism is all about removing anything ‘different’ those will need to be kept full for those sweet shareholder earnings. And all the atrocities that go along with that.
 

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This is horrible. He really needs to resign and get help.

The Hidden Struggle of John Fetterman (archive.today)
When John Fetterman was released from Walter Reed hospital in March 2023, Adam Jentleson, then his chief of staff, was proud of his boss for seeking help for what the senator’s office and his doctor had said was a case of clinical depression. His six weeks of inpatient care had been the latest medical setback for the Pennsylvania Democrat, who had had a stroke mere months before being elected to the U.S. Senate in 2022, nearly derailing his campaign against Republican Mehmet Oz. But a year after his release from the hospital, Fetterman’s behavior had so alarmed Jentleson that he resigned his position. In May 2024, he wrote an urgent letter to David Williamson, the medical director of the traumatic-brain-injury and neuropsychiatry unit at Walter Reed, who had overseen Fetterman’s care at the hospital. “I think John is on a bad trajectory and I’m really worried about him,” the email began. If things didn’t change, Jentleson continued, he was concerned Fetterman “won’t be with us for much longer.”

His 1,600-word email came with the subject line “concerns,” and it contained a list of them, from the seemingly mundane (“He eats fast food multiple times a day”) to the scary (“We do not know if he is taking his meds and his behavior frequently suggests he is not”). “We often see the kind of warning signs we discussed,” Jentleson wrote. “Conspiratorial thinking; megalomania (for example, he claims to be the most knowledgeable source on Israel and Gaza around but his sources are just what he reads in the news — he declines most briefings and never reads memos); high highs and low lows; long, rambling, repetitive and self centered monologues; lying in ways that are painfully, awkwardly obvious to everyone in the room.”
 

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This is horrible. He really needs to resign and get help.

The Hidden Struggle of John Fetterman (archive.today)
from the seemingly mundane (“He eats fast food multiple times a day”) to the scary (“We do not know if he is taking his meds and his behavior frequently suggests he is not”). “We often see the kind of warning signs we discussed,” Jentleson wrote. “Conspiratorial thinking; megalomania (for example, he claims to be the most knowledgeable source on Israel and Gaza around but his sources are just what he reads in the news — he declines most briefings and never reads memos); high highs and low lows; long, rambling, repetitive and self centered monologues; lying in ways that are painfully, awkwardly obvious to everyone in the room.”
Is that describing Fetterman or Trump? Why not both? 😱
 
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Yeah....I'm not really sure what can be done about this. These diseases were once all but eradicated because the world learned to respect science and knew the value of vaccines. But I'm not sure it's even really possible to fight a populist movement that is making a point of sabotaging public health on purpose. You can't educate and inform people who believe education itself is (literally) the Devil.
 

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Yeah....I'm not really sure what can be done about this. These diseases were once all but eradicated because the world learned to respect science and knew the value of vaccines. But I'm not sure it's even really possible to fight a populist movement that is making a point of sabotaging public health on purpose. You can't educate and inform people who believe education itself is (literally) the Devil.
 

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Yeah....I'm not really sure what can be done about this. These diseases were once all but eradicated because the world learned to respect science and knew the value of vaccines. But I'm not sure it's even really possible to fight a populist movement that is making a point of sabotaging public health on purpose. You can't educate and inform people who believe education itself is (literally) the Devil.
I think what it all comes down to is that the human species is overdue for a culling.