Ruin a first date in 4 words

[Free]

*singing*

"Look at this photograph!"

 

[Tirellia]

Would you say grace?

 

[Roxie Marten]

I forgot my wallet

 

[Clara D.]

Keep the engine running...

 

[Free]

"Consider the organ grinder."

 

[danielravennest]

I'm wearing a wire.

 

[Maitimo]

Actually, I'm a guy....

 

[Kara Spengler]

Who's going to pay?

How about dutch?

 

[Aribeth Zelin]

I find it amusing the things that you guys seem to think would ruin a date.... >.>

 

[Tigar]

Actually, I'm a guy....

I love a surprise.

 

[Free]

I find it amusing the things that you guys seem to think would ruin a date.... >.>

I won't trade Eevee.

 

[Free]

"Hitler wasn't that bad"

 

[Clara D.]

The itching never stops!

 

[Casey Pelous]

I have a curfew.

 

[Clara D.]

I'd prefer cheaper wine.

So Boone's instead of Carlo Rossi?

 

[Pancake]

I don’t shave, anywhere.

It’s bath day tomorrow

 

[Fauve Aeon]

You smell like cheese.

 

[Clara D.]

Share some nasal spray?

 

[Myradyl Muse]

Are those boobs real?
Was your nose fixed?
Are your roots grey?
I have warts everywhere!
We go play doctor?
I'm a stable genius.

 

[Roxanne Blue]

"Social distance?" What's that?