Ruin a first date in 4 words

[OrinB]

How much are you?

 

[Free]

"Call me Captain Ahab."

 

[Randy Smadga]

 

[Eunoli]

Gotta love onions, right?

 

[Free]

"No pets - dietary restrictions."

 

[Sid]

I'm still a Resident.

 

[Free]

"You should try Scientology."

 

[Bard Jameson]

You have beautiful thighs.

 

[Sid]

Roses are red, violets .......

 

[Fionalein]

Are you on contraception?

 

[Eunoli]

Lets talk about politics.

 

[Bartholomew Gallacher]

I am Bud Bundy.

 

[Fionalein]

I am Bud Bundy.

better than "I am Ted Bundy."...

 

[Free]

Are you on contraception?

"My contraception or yours?"

 

[Veritable Quandry]

Fava beans and Chianti?

 

[Clara D.]

Wanna see my guns?

 

[Tigar]

A nice long stare at the waitress's bottom is a good start...

/me stares at the waiters butt.

”He’s cute, isn’t he?”

 

[Jopsy Pendragon]

"Nga'chuq wIghaj maH DaH!!!"

 

[Free]

"You should learn Klingon."

 

[Clara D.]

Who's going to pay?