How do you update that “current mood” thingy?
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Trying to take over the whole first page of What’s New on my way through
Today in a parking lot some guy calls me a fucken cunt. I just gave him my “bitch, please” look. I think the internet ruined my ability to be phased by single word insults. I probably saw people called worse three times before I even left the house. 0/10 for creativity, but 10/10 for making me laugh at the look on your face when I didn’t wilt at the C word.
Bye Felicia
I will remove your organs in alphabetical order.
Rude af
I just noticed one of my toe nails is eerily long all of sudden. I’m sure it wasn’t this long yesterday and it’s way longer than all the rest even though I get them done at the same time when I go for a pedicure. I wonder if I got sneezed on by a lycan and now 1/10th werewolf.
Knocking on the door... do you have a minute to talk about Jesus?
My status? The Penis Handler. -
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