Pancake
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  • Today in a parking lot some guy calls me a fucken cunt. I just gave him my “bitch, please” look. I think the internet ruined my ability to be phased by single word insults. I probably saw people called worse three times before I even left the house. 0/10 for creativity, but 10/10 for making me laugh at the look on your face when I didn’t wilt at the C word.
    Bye Felicia
    I will remove your organs in alphabetical order.
    Veritable Quandry
    Veritable Quandry
    English or Latin?
    I just noticed one of my toe nails is eerily long all of sudden. I’m sure it wasn’t this long yesterday and it’s way longer than all the rest even though I get them done at the same time when I go for a pedicure. I wonder if I got sneezed on by a lycan and now 1/10th werewolf.
    Cristiano
    Cristiano
    Are coke toenails a thing? It's never too late to pick up a really bad self destructive vice.
    Pancake
    Pancake
    Coke toenails? I’m going to be thinking about the contortions needed for that all night!

    And I cut that nail down to same length as the others but I’ll be keeping an eye on it next full moon.
    Knocking on the door... do you have a minute to talk about Jesus?
    My status? The Penis Handler.
    Cristiano
    Cristiano
    My google ad chances are fucked already.
    Pancake
    Pancake
    I can delete it, and ... well... the three other bad words I used already. Bad pancake!
    Cristiano
    Cristiano
    Nah, I have said worse already...and I am kidding.
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