Ruin a first date in 4 words

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Let's go to KFC.

Did that with her on Wednesday. Drive through and parking lot dining. I parked so she wasn’t in direct sunlight. Cuz I’m awesome like that.

 

[Eunoli]

It probably isn't contagious.

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Chlamydia is a flower.

 

[Fionalein]

Where are you from?

 

[GoblinCampFollower]

"Beautiful, young Ayran Woman!" exclaimed with a lot of joy like they think you'd be flattered.

 

[Bartholomew Gallacher]

Here's how to ruin the same date two times:

 

[Soen Eber]

(any reference to padawan)

 

[Sid]

I forgot my wallet.

 

[Roxanne Blue]

I'd prefer cheaper wine.

 

[Roxie Marten]

"Your mom is hot"
"I live at home"
"These are my children" *showing a picture*

 

[Free]

"My needs are few."

 

[Clara D.]

Fuck this, I'm out.

 

[Sid]

Is this a date?

 

[Caete]

Dubstep is not dead

Lets go to Arby's

I crochet tp covers

You're no Ralph Wiggums

 

[Clara D.]

I like pineapple pizza.

 

[Eunoli]

This is my mom.

 

[Khamon]

I think it's cute that y'all need words to ruin a date. Permit me to teach you how to do it with a sideways glance or a finger. Okay maybe that didn't phrase quite as expected.

 

[Clara D.]

I think it's cute that y'all need words to ruin a date. Permit me to teach you how to do it with a sideways glance or a finger. Okay maybe that didn't phrase quite as expected.

A nice long stare at the waitress's bottom is a good start...

 

[Veritable Quandry]

Did you bring bagpipes?

 

[Eunoli]

You say we're cousins?