Ruin a first date in 4 words

[Caete]

I don't do anal.
Here's money for gas.

 

[Free]

"I count nine words"

You need to learn when I am playing the game.

- and -

When I am not.

 

[Free]

I don't do anal.

That is a showstopper!

 

[Clara D.]

You lost The Game.

 

[Sean Gorham]

"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

 

[Imnotgoing Sideways]

"bob and vagene plz" =^-^=

 

[Aribeth Zelin]

Live long and prosper (make Spock salute)

If I wasn't already happily married.... I'm a huge trek fan, 'specially Spock.

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Live long and prosper (make Spock salute)

She did it right back so I married her.

 

[Lady Darnk Juniorette]

"I don't like dogs"

"I don't like cats"

"Morrissey is my idol"

"Chicago pizza isn't pizza"

 

[Sid]

'What time is it?'

 

[Jopsy Pendragon]

Got us Nickelback tickets!

<Singing> It's Friday, Friday, gotta...

I'm a libertarian vegan.

Call me Bigly Covfefe!

(Wear a red cap with Make Americans Get Abortions

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Got us Nickelback tickets!

This is how I filter out music snobs.

Also see:
Got us Bieber tickets!
Got us Fieri reservations!

 

[Free]

"Nickelback sucks sewage flotsam"

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Wanna see Louis CK?

 

[Free]

Comedy is my jam.

 

[Bartholomew Gallacher]

Your sister fucks better!
Wonna meet my wife?
You looked prettier online!
Come on let's fuck!

 

[Roxanne Blue]

Yes, I'm your prize.

 

[Roxanne Blue]

You LIKE mushy peas?

 

[Govi]

My rash is gone!

 

[Sid]

Let's go to KFC.