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Note to Cristiano: Page 2 of this thread is missing a "requires Vodka" trigger warning.

 

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*shrug*

 

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[Dakota Tebaldi]

 

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I'd stay clear of Hardwareone.com.au in regards to adive on building things. That is obviously a bolt on their sign, not a screw.

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[Dakota Tebaldi]

So, reaching the bridge-head, he drew rein and saluted King Arthur with great dignity, and also right haughtily. "Ha! Sir Knight!" quoth he, "why didst thou, having read those words yonder inscribed, smite upon my shield? Now I do tell thee that, for thy discourtesy, I shall presently take thy shield away from thee, and shall hang it up upon yonder apple-tree where thou beholdest all those other shields to be hanging. Wherefore, either deliver thou thy shield unto me without more ado or else prepare for to defend it with thy person — in the which event thou shalt certainly suffer great pain and discomfort to thy body."

"Gramercy for the choice thou grantest me," said King Arthur. "But as for taking away my shield — I do believe that that shall be as Heaven willeth, and not as thou wiliest. Know, thou unkind knight, that I have come hither for no other purpose than to do battle with thee and so to endeavor for to redeem with my person all those shields that hang yonder upon that apple-tree. So make thou ready straightway that I may have to do with thee, maybe to thy great disadvantage."

You know, I'm really glad this was written in 1903, cuz that means that it was a turn-of-the-20th-century author's idealized conception of medieval English conversation, and not what people actually talked like back then. Because damn.

 

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