Yay! Nobody Cares about Tickle Me Elmo Musk

[Cristiano]

 

[Cristiano]

Charlie Hebdo went all in against Musk. For those without X, here are the other drawings.

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[Cristiano]

 

[Free]

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

It was DUI, Ken, DUI.

 

[Free]

Are you correcting Popehat? HEAVEN FORFEND!

 

[Ellie]

In which Elly Jelly gets his feel-feels hurt, shows he doesn't know what an editor does.

 

[Innula Zenovka]

also

The Elder Dan (@crisperthanthou.bsky.social)

What you see is a glittering blast of fuel-coated burning debris raining down on populated Caribbean islands but what Elon sees is a series of printf statements for debugging purposes.

bsky.app

 

[Free]

First MAGAt to wear this in Elon's line of sight gets $50 from me!

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

First MAGAt to wear this in Elon's line of sight gets $50 from me!

Those would sell.

 

[Innula Zenovka]

Unofficial Guardian (UK) Bot (@guardian-uk-rss.bsky.social)

Elon Musk stands accused of pretending to be good at video games. The irony is delicious | Keza MacDonald https://www.theguardian.com/games/2025/jan/20/elon-musk-stands-accused-of-pretending-to-be-good-at-video-games-the-irony-is-delicious

bsky.app

 

[Argent Stonecutter]

LOL. back around 1985 I pumped enough quarters to beat the officially published world high score for some arcade game. I think it was "Food Fight". This was not a mark of honor even in my circle of friends. When did this become something actual adults took seriously?

 

[GoblinCampFollower]

LOL. back around 1985 I pumped enough quarters to beat the officially published world high score for some arcade game. I think it was "Food Fight". This was not a mark of honor even in my circle of friends. When did this become something actual adults took seriously?

Esports made it much more prestigious than it was back then I think. A larger portion of the population accepts video games as a legit hobby instead of just things nerds do. That said, I don't think esports have really broken into "polite society" where Elon needs to be. I think he THOUGHT it would impress his nerdy fan base but it's obviously not working so well for him.

Even if his play was totally legit and not obviously cheating, it would violently contradict his claims of how hard he works. Most gamers of the 80's and 90's don't have time to play like we used to anymore. Elon's claims are a web of contradictions. He seems to be banking on the fact that big lies are somehow easier to get away with than small ones.

No matter how much I try to be charitable to him, I keep coming back to the fact that he's really only good at lying. He obviously had a lot of success as a financier and salesman, but that success is consistent with the fact he's just a REALLY good liar.

 

[Argent Stonecutter]

"esports"

 

[Free]

Elon Musk's Video Game Character Caught Leveling While He Was at Inauguration

Netizens spotted Elon Musk's extremely high-level character grinding in Path of Exile 2 — while being on TV attending Trump's inauguration.

futurism.com

Apparently Musk can game while being no where near his PS5. He must have an advanced version of the Neuralink in his brain.

 

[Tigger]

Curious phenomena, I've just been browsing reddit and it is just littered with "proposal to ban twitter/x.com links from this sub"
Musk going full Twittler on stage seems to have pissed off a lot of people.

 

[Jopsy Pendragon]

For a single comment, 5k is a new record for me on reddit. Sweet. =)


(context)

 

[Argent Stonecutter]

Beats me.

 

[Noodles]

My top comment is at 19k on my regular main Reddit account.

I am not linking it, sorry.

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

My top comment is at 19k on my regular main Reddit account.

I am not linking it, sorry.

Doxing yourself or it didn't happen.