Yay! Nobody Cares about Tickle Me Elmo Musk

[Free]

New word combo from Elon meaning "Only I can save you."

So then why isn't he running for president? Oh, right. IMMIGRANT.

 

[Wesleytron]

Elon is suing companies for... *checks notes*... choosing not to advertise on Twitter.

 

[Veritable Quandry]

Da faq is she doing with her hands?

 

[Khamon]

She is Bene Gesserit

 

[Isabeau]

Da faq is she doing with her hands?

Playing some kind of imaginary musical instrument?

 

[Free]

"MAMA"

"FREE SPEECH"

Who bought those chains for her?

 

[Dakota Tebaldi]

It's at times like this (and only times like this, for a very short duration) that I kind of wish I was a lawyer, because the idea that it's even possible for a court to force a dozen different companies to buy ads from like this one specific company's service sounds ridiculous to me but I don't actually know for sure whether it is.

Like you'd think these companies have "free speech rights" to buy ads or not buy ads from whomever they want, but X says it has a "free speech right" to force other companies to buy ads from it. I don't know how that works.

 

[Veritable Quandry]

I would love to be an attorney just to file discovery requests to Musk. Lawsuits are a two-way street.

 

[Noodles]

It's at times like this (and only times like this, for a very short duration) that I kind of wish I was a lawyer, because the idea that it's even possible for a court to force a dozen different companies to buy ads from like this one specific company's service sounds ridiculous to me but I don't actually know for sure whether it is.

Like you'd think these companies have "free speech rights" to buy ads or not buy ads from whomever they want, but X says it has a "free speech right" to force other companies to buy ads from it. I don't know how that works.

I am not a lawyer, but I am pretty sure this lawsuit has no legs to stand on.

 

[Argent Stonecutter]

I kept waiting for the punch line but gave up about 2/3 of the way through. Please tell me there's a jump-scare at the end where she reveals she's a Scooby Doo villain or something?

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

I kept waiting for the punch line but gave up about 2/3 of the way through. Please tell me there's a jump-scare at the end where she reveals she's a Scooby Doo villain or something?

Afraid not. She was as serious as a heart attack.

 

[Noodles]

TESLA — Elon Musk is taking the mods of r/Cyberstuck to court after they created a sub forum on Reddit to post unflattering comments about their truck on social media.

Musk filed a libel lawsuit against the mods of r/Cyberstuck alleging they defamed Tesla by providing a forum filled with negative posts with the intention of deterring potential customers.

What a snowflake loser.

I guess that's the new strategy when everyone boycotts you for being a snowflake loser asshole, Sue them!

 

[Free]

Can we sue Musk for running Twi...X as a platform for him to post negative views of anything he doesn't like?

 

[Free]

More of Elon's (deadly) follies.

Fiery Cybertruck Death Spurs Federal Probe

A man was killed in a Cybertruck crash in Texas early Monday morning.

gizmodo.com

 

[Noodles]

That Reddit thing may have been Satire, it's not clear.

 

[Argent Stonecutter]

The Cybertruck, which looks a little bit like a Hummer crossed with a trash can,

LOL

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

What a snowflake loser.

I guess that's the new strategy when everyone boycotts you for being a snowflake loser asshole, Sue them!

So, wait... The self-proclaimed champion of free speech is suing people for exercising their right to free speech? Oh, the horrors!

 

[Innula Zenovka]

 

[Innula Zenovka]

 

[Isabeau]

I had to check it wasn’t a parody account.

https://xcancel.com/elonmusk/status/1822352993422901402?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

”You watched "The Hunger Games"
and sided with the resistance.

You watched "Star Wars"
and sided with the resistance.

You watched "The Matrix"
and sided with the resistance.

You watched "Divergent"
and sided with the resistance.

You watched "V for Vendetta"
and sided with the resistance.

When it's fiction you understand. Yet you refuse to see it when it's the
reality you're living in.

Wild.”