Yay! Nobody Cares about Tickle Me Elmo Musk

[Chalice Yao]

I try to avoid this whole fight meme, but just based on what I know of these two, Zuck kind of "looks like" a wimp, but I feel like he takes care of himself a lot more than Musk healthwise and would probably wipe the floor with Musk in an actual fight.

Let me just put this here:

Zuckerberg completed 100 pull-ups, 200 press-ups and 300 squats before running a mile, all while wearing a 9kg weighted vest

He won gold and silver in a Jiu-Jitsu tournament this year

He also vowed to run 365 miles in a year, in 2016. He did it in roughly half that time.

It shows how much a certain character image and choice of clothes can pretty much hide a fit as fuuuuuck physique. He's a fitness beast.

 

[Jolene Benoir]

I just want to see Elon get taken down.

 

[Isabeau]

 

[Noodles]

It shows how much a certain character image and choice of clothes can pretty much hide a fit as fuuuuuck physique. He's a fitness beast.

Poor Jessie Eisinberg is going to have to pull a Christian Bale when they make the movie about all this.

 

[detrius]

If they are going to do a cage match please do it in a submersible just deep enough there can be a video feed.

Building a rocket out of stainless steel seems like the aerospace equivalent of building a submersible out of carbon fiber.

 

[WolfEyes]

Zuck practices martial arts on a regular base, and won some competitions as well. He's also 13 years younger, so he's got big advantages over Musk.

How convenient the belt just happened to fall across his opponent's eyes in such a way that he can't be identified.

 

[Free]

Apparently now he's a Tater.

 

[Free]

Uh boy...

Elon Musk’s new xAI company launches to “understand the true nature of the universe”

The xAI team says it will work closely with Twitter and Tesla.

www.theverge.com

xAI, Elon Musk’s newly formed AI company, has revealed itself with a new website detailing its mission and team at xAI: Understand the Universe.

“The goal of xAI is to understand the true nature of the universe,” according to the website. The team is headed up by Elon Musk and includes team members that have worked at other big names in AI, including OpenAI, Google Research, Microsoft Research, and DeepMind (which was recently folded into Google).

If anyone is interested, their team will be hosting a Twitter Spaces discussion on July 14th (no time given yet).

 

[WolfEyes]

Uh boy...

Elon Musk’s new xAI company launches to “understand the true nature of the universe”

The xAI team says it will work closely with Twitter and Tesla.

www.theverge.com

If anyone is interested, their team will be hosting a Twitter Spaces discussion on July 14th (no time given yet).

Ah. General public isn't welcome. Fuck that.

 

[Noodles]

InB4 he just trains it on Twitter data then uses it as "proof" that shitty right winger viewpoints are "reality".

 

[Soen Eber]

NOW 2001: A Space Odyssey scares me.

 

[Khamon]

But your name isn’t Dave.

 

[WolfEyes]

Dave ain't here.

Cheech y Chong

 

[Kokoro Fasching]

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

I love how that has an AOL address.

 

[Free]

I love how that has an AOL address.

You can still get one. For free!

 

[Khamon]

 

[WolfEyes]

 

[Noodles]

You can still get one. For free!

I decided to sign up for one, for shits and giggles or whatever, and I mistapped and opened the legal disclaimer.

AND ITS SECRETLY YAHOO!

Which is also funny because Yahoo kind of has the same reputation as AOL.

Maybe Microsoft should sell the Hotmail brand to them for the trifecta.

 

[WolfEyes]

You can still get one. For free!

You can pay for your own!