Yay! Nobody Cares about Tickle Me Elmo Musk

[Free]

I don't know, it kind of makes it worse. Like "Boy these idiots manged to do these "great" things, how bad am I really that I can't manage to get anywhere on basic shit. Clearly I did something poorly."

You didn't steal ideas from your college friends, or get born into wealth.

 

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Why a potential cage fight between Musk/Zuckerberg? An explainer.

The bad blood between Musk and Zuckerberg began with a bang

I'm deeply disappointed to hear that SpaceX's launch failure destroyed our satellite."

arstechnica.com

 

[WolfEyes]

Getting absurd.

Mark Zuckerberg is ready to fight Elon Musk in a cage match

The ball is now in Musk’s court.

www.theverge.com

Sounds like the way he runs his businesses.

It's also probably what having sex with him is like.

I'll see myself out.

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

It's also probably what having sex with him is like.

I'll see myself out.

Ewww! Now there's a visual that's going to be stuck in my head for the rest of the day!

 

[WolfEyes]

Ewww! Now there's a visual that's going to be stuck in my head for the rest of the day!

 

[Free]

Oh please Mother of Thanos make this happen!

Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg 'Absolutely Dead Serious' About MMA Fight, UFC Boss Says

Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg are “absolutely dead serious” about getting in the UFC Octagon to fight it out, UFC President Dana White says.

www.thewrap.com

Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg are “absolutely dead serious” about getting in the UFC Octagon to fight it out, UFC president Dana White says.

What does it look like when two tech executives trade their algorithms out for some MMA gloves? Zuckerberg and Musk getting in the ring to put the paws to one another.

During a “TMZ Live” with White on Thursday, White said the two are genuinely interested in their battle of braun.

 

[Essence Lumin]

If they are going to do a cage match please do it in a submersible just deep enough there can be a video feed.

 

[Isabeau]

Loincloths

 

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[detrius]

Somebody needs to tell them to be "real men" and use guns, like in the "good old times".

 

[WolfEyes]

 

[Noodles]

 

[Bartholomew Gallacher]

Meet the Tesla Reacher:

Now what's this you might wonder? Well: Tesla stopped manifacturing right-hand-drive versions of the Model S and X, instead its left-hand-drive versions for all.

So if you still want a new model S or X in the UK, you get a left-hand-drive vehicle and the Reacher for free to grab parking receipts and so on through the right hand window with it.

 

[Essence Lumin]

Elon is not happy with Threads. He thinks they have stolen his trade secrets.

Twitter threatens to sue Meta over rival Threads app

 

[Katheryne Helendale]

Elon is not happy with Threads. He thinks they have stolen his trade secrets.

Twitter threatens to sue Meta over rival Threads app

I may have to go check out this Threads app.

 

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Meta's Threads app is a privacy nightmare that won't launch in EU yet | TechCrunch

Meta's planned Twitter killer, Threads, isn't yet publicly available but it already looks like a privacy nightmare...

techcrunch.com

 

[Bartholomew Gallacher]

Elon is not happy with Threads. He thinks they have stolen his trade secrets.

Twitter threatens to sue Meta over rival Threads app

Another reason why Elon wants to introduce Zuck to his fist. I am pretty sure Musk will enter the cafe with a Twitter cape, while Zuck with Threads!

 

[WolfEyes]

A couple of 5-year-olds fighting over who gets the broken toy.

 

[Noodles]

Another reason why Elon wants to introduce Zuck to his fist. I am pretty sure Musk will enter the cafe with a Twitter cape, while Zuck with Threads!

I try to avoid this whole fight meme, but just based on what I know of these two, Zuck kind of "looks like" a wimp, but I feel like he takes care of himself a lot more than Musk healthwise and would probably wipe the floor with Musk in an actual fight.

 

[Bartholomew Gallacher]

Zuck practices martial arts on a regular base, and won some competitions as well. He's also 13 years younger, so he's got big advantages over Musk.