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Our glass stovetop cracked. We have an extended warranty that the salesperson I trust convinced me to purchase although we rarely waste money on those after a couple of bad experiences. But they're good for it this time only I spent twenty minutes on the phone to be told that I had to call from home this evening and start the process all over again. The automated menu sequence is 1-3-4-1-5-1 🙄
For the record, the part is still "ordered" and, with any luck, will ship before the end of the calendar year.
 

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We should have a special day where only bad drivers are allowed on the road and everyone else stays safely home. We'll save money and lives in the long run.
I'd worry over all the emergency crews having to rake up the remains.
 

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No matter how much you eat, may you always be hungry several hours later.
 
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May you never get used to that initial burst of cold water when you start the shower.
 
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May the Birds of Paradise fly up your nose.
 

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May your keys always inexplicably never be where you left them.
 
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May you have to sleep with a box cutter.
 

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May you accidentally wear sneakers to a boot convention.
 

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May you never get used to that initial burst of cold water when you start the shower.
May the initial burst of cold water not stop because your water heater is fucked.
 
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