Yay! May you live in interesting times

[Free]

May your home always be too small to hold all of your furniture.

 

[Essence Lumin]

May your home always be too small to hold all of your furniture.

Well that's the truth. I'm trying to figure out how to get rid of a lot of it.

 

[GoblinCampFollower]

May your home always be too small to hold all of your furniture.

my folks recently downsized their big house for a condo and are experiencing this a bit... haha.

 

[Soen Eber]

May your new pet cat come with an Adobe Creative Cloud license, and may your cat supplies be "exclusively available" through the Ticket Master VIP cat owners club.

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

May your new pet cat come with an Adobe Creative Cloud license, and may your cat supplies be "exclusively available" through the Ticket Master VIP cat owners club.

lol, you’re a bastard for coming up with this monstrosity.

 

[Soen Eber]

lol, you’re a bastard for coming up with this monstrosity.

But I did leave out the reference to the Columbia House Records & Tapes club ... I couldn't figure out how to work it in!

 

[Lexxi]

May you meet your hero. Which is when you learn that the zombie apocalypse has started.

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

May the Chuck Norris of Canada geese accost your picnic.

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

When you finally stroke out may you hallucinate a long and happy life.

 

[Isabeau]

When you finally stroke out may you hallucinate a long and happy life.

Thank you.
I wouldn’t mind that at all.

 

[Dakota Tebaldi]

May you need to accurately describe a sound your car is making to a mechanic.