Yay! May you live in interesting times

[Ellie]

May your office switch back to fully in-office hours & cancel any remote days.

 

[Ellie]

My conclusion from reading all this: we are all evol & should start a biz together.

 

[Free]

May any businesses you start fail in the first year and/or poison your customers.

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

May your next turd take six flushes, a plunger, and a call to a plumber.

 

[Jopsy Pendragon]

May the wind be always out yer butt and the road rise up to smack you in the face.

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

May both sides of your pillow be warm and damp from sweat.

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

May you find mold in the second croissant you're eating.

 

[Essence Lumin]

May you find mold in the second croissant you're eating.

Mmm.

 

[Soen Eber]

May the wind be always out yer butt and the road rise up to smack you in the face.

sounds like my last bike ride.

 

[Free]

May the Wrinkle In Time be impossible to iron out.

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

May your fortune cookie be empty.

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

May your surprise weight loss turn out to be the elastic in your underpants having given out from the strain.

 

[Dakota Tebaldi]

May there always be a cop behind you when you're running late.

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

May you not notice until you pick up your phone.

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

May your surprise weight loss be worn out underpant elastic.

May you forget you posted this already.

 

[WolfEyes]

May your coffee be stronger than your toddler.

 

[Soen Eber]

May your surprise weight loss turn out to be the elastic in your underpants having given out from the strain.

I just discovered an 8 pack of underwear I bought a year and a half ago, which I can no longer wear because I lost too much weight.

 

[Free]

I just discovered an 8 pack of underwear I bought a year and a half ago, which I can no longer wear because I lost too much weight.

New product idea: underwear suspenders.

 

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

New product idea: underwear suspenders.

Need $ reaction.

 

[Dakota Tebaldi]

May you always have plastic-wrapped packages to open right after trimming your nails.